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[–] AstridWipenaugh 89 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it's more than 6, but is Christian?

[–] gift_of_gab 4 points 5 hours ago

I assume a menorah of dildos is out.

[–] Zombiepirate 30 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago

That's why we will always need human artists

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

[–] Cypher 12 points 10 hours ago

Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe

[–] remer 15 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Does a straw have two holes or one hole?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Straws have one hole.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Is your mouth and anus one hole?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago

Yes, and don't forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.

[–] over_clox 5 points 10 hours ago

Yes

[–] over_clox 10 points 12 hours ago

I dunno, are the Christmas tree dicks circumcised?