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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As long as there's no more than 6 per student

[–] friend_of_satan 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But Jesus had 12 disciples.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sharing is caring

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

6 double-ended dildos are legal.

[–] friend_of_satan 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'd like to see the legal statute that specifies that multi ended dildos are considered one dildo and that the other ends of said dildo do not count against the legally allowed number of dildos that a resident can own.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if one broke in half, taking you over the limit?