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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)
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[–] Zombiepirate 32 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago

That's why we will always need human artists

[–] [email protected] 26 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.

[–] Cypher 12 points 12 hours ago

Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe