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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)
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[–] Zachariah 90 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Hypocrites! They do this tomfoolery but make classrooms hang up the approved lord and savior:

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As long as there's no more than 6 per student

[–] friend_of_satan 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But Jesus had 12 disciples.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

sharing is caring

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

6 double-ended dildos are legal.

[–] friend_of_satan 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'd like to see the legal statute that specifies that multi ended dildos are considered one dildo and that the other ends of said dildo do not count against the legally allowed number of dildos that a resident can own.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What if one broke in half, taking you over the limit?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

New Exorcist reboot just dropped.

[–] Zachariah 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Sexorcist

[–] BeMoreCareful 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

... Honestly, I bet that exists.

The real question is do I want to Google it or not...

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0127877/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The passion of the dildo

[–] Zachariah 1 points 2 months ago

“…the Spirit of God came upon him…”