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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah and you want to play among the stars? They are all lightyears away from each other so you'd just be playing in empty space. Makes no sense at all.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They are all lightyears away from us, but there are some star clusters, particularly closer to the middle of the Milky Way, that are relatively close to each other.

[–] TrickDacy 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"relatively" is doing a shitload of work there

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Alpha Centauri A and B are closer from each other (~23AU) than the Sun and Neptune (~30AU). That's basically next door in astrological terms, but still a whole freaking lot of empty space lol

[–] TrickDacy 7 points 1 week ago

lol yes exactly

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's Alpha Centauri C that's really fucking things up for generations of Trisolarans.

[–] DarkCloud 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also, what if there were like, large, space fairing celestial beings which might be biblical spirits or alien monsters in mech suits?... And they can like, ninja around in space. The song might make more sense for them.

[–] TrickDacy 6 points 1 week ago

Confirmed: Frank Sinatra was a space alien.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Now look, there's the moon and mars but if you want to go near the middle of the Milky Way that's a whole different kind of operation my friend.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not one to brag, but I've reached the centre in Spore.

[–] ivanafterall 4 points 1 week ago

Plus:

1.) No oxygen, so hope you brought your spacesuit, dumbass.

B.) If you do get too close to a star, you're dead meat.

The man has a death wish. It's an irresponsible song.

[–] Feathercrown 56 points 1 week ago

Ok Neil DeGrasse Tyson

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fly me to the moon

Let me kick it's fucking ass

Let me show it what I learned in my

Moon jujitsu class

[–] Siegfried 11 points 1 week ago
[–] donuts 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Every song ever is about romance, sex or drugs.

This song is about romance. They didn't mean it literally.

Edit: I'm pretty sure I got baited but I'll keep it up. Got me today, squid :P

[–] EtherWhack 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every song ever is about romance, sex or drugs.

You need to open up your music tastes...

[–] donuts 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

92% of songs are about love or sex.

That's got nothing to do with my personal taste, that's sex selling (pop) music.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Check me out, years of music with no words:

www.thassodar.com

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Bah! I know what they really meant with those wordless songs! I've listened to enough Für Elise!

[–] Feathercrown 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wish there was more variety. It's ridiculous, frankly. The non-romantic songs can have such interesting subjects. Where are all the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgeralds and I Wish that I could Wear Hats?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Metal, and punk have a lower ratio of love songs.

[–] mushroomstormtrooper 2 points 1 week ago

Less sex and love and more politics and drugs.

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[–] 2ugly2live 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, in other words, what they're trying to say is , "darling, hold my hand. Darling, kiss me."

/s

[–] Maalus 7 points 1 week ago

Or maybe "in other words, fuck the moon, in other words, please destroy it".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait until you find out about Metaphors

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 1 week ago

What's a metaphor? I'm sailing on a sea of ignorance when it comes to taking the journey into learning, but my glass remains half full that I'll understand metaphors one day. The light bulb will turn on and I'll no longer be looking like I'm up shit creek without a paddle when it comes to these posts.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

That's just your opinion.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

God damn it.

Now it's in my head.

You insidious bastard.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 week ago

Listen to it to get it out of your head! I recommend the Blossom Dearie version.

[–] RizzRustbolt 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Spring on Jupiter is delightful! The way the helium3 layer playful mixes with the metallic lithium layer... majestic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Doubtful. Jupiter's atmosphere is almost exclusively comprised of hydrogen and regular helium (helium-4). Helium-3 mainly forms due to nuclear fusion processes (like in our sun) and Jupiter's core isn't hot enough for that. There is also no "lithium layer", lithium is maybe a trace element on Jupiter but not something you'd regularly see outside of the core.

You might have been on Ganymed, or Io and mistaken sulfur for helium.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Love turns you stupid. Blissfully stupid

[–] polysics 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Neil deGrasse Tyson enters the chat

[–] wabafee 3 points 1 week ago

Is this about the mirrors again?

[–] LovableSidekick 7 points 1 week ago

Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars - it's about space travel in general.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Eh, true enough. But I love singing it anyways!

[–] Tattorack 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't care! Seeing spring on Mars and Jupiter would be fucking awesome!

[–] olafurp 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Spring on Jupiter is a bit windy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Found the Jovian

[–] QuarterSwede 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Made me chuckle this morning. Of course the writer, Bart Howard, wasn’t being literal. I bet what’s really eating at you is how much money they’ve made on this song for seemingly nonsensical lyrics.

Great tune. 😜

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To be honest, I just heard the song and thought, "what a silly thing to sing."

[–] QuarterSwede 2 points 1 week ago

We need more silly in this world, don’t we?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Zachariah 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Agreed, the moon is cool.

[–] werefreeatlast 3 points 1 week ago

Not if Utada signs it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

reddit post (complimentary)

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