Imagine, you're a foot head and you meet your soulmate, but they're a croc
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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AI wishes it could do this.
Someone, somewhere is getting off to this...
That's enough Lemmy for today
I approve of this post
Thats a really good image 😂
Woah, this is a blast from the past. Thanks for rekindling this memory.
Lmao, a work of art. If anyone wants to tell me the context for this gif I'd be super curious to hear it. It looks like some reality show like survivor...
I'm pretty sure it was from Survivor, but that's all I know about it. I don't even see a knowyourmeme page about it, though I only performed a cursory search. Hope you figure it out!
edit: Sorry to link to reddit, but this thread provides context. It's not as interesting as I'd always imagined.
So the eyes are the windows to the sole after all.
Solemates
Damn... It's been awhile since I audibly "What the Fuck"-ed at something I saw on the Internet.
Bravo.
Sometimes I question the things I find on the internet
I have been here twenty-odd years. I stopped wondering a long time ago.
I enjoy not being able to tell if something was made to be funny or made to satisfy someone's fetish.
between the legends of wonder bread guy and tile fucker, I have learned that the latter is far more common than the former.
Anything can be someone's fetish. Anything.
There's a reason rule 34 exists after all...
Other times I seek for more
I liked the good old times 5 minutes ago before I saw this abomination.
sh0eonhead?
I'm sickened, but curious
What’s on the feet, WHAT’S ON THE FEET?!
Put on some socks you heathens
Yeah! Practice safe... Whatever the fuck this is!
The shoe's pregnant now
If I know the internet, this picture was commissioned by somebody with a fetish
This better not awaken anything in me…
I… no. I get it, but no.
ಠ_ಠ
What in the everliving fuck...
What in the everliving fuck...
AH THE FUCK IS ALIVE KILL IT!
This is like a PBF comic
How to unsee, how to use emergency eye wash station, how to make the demons pay, define crime against humanity, how to kill myself
That's how you get foot mouth disease.
Why
Funnily enough the answer to that was right above your post for me
Feel like I want to commission them to stop. 100$ to fuck off
Can you pay me $100 to not create art? I wasn't likely to anyway, but this sounds like a decent side gig to get into.
No. First you must create unholy abominations and crimes against eyes, then I'll pay/beg you to stop
Got it. I'll be in touch. Online shitposting is the same as a binding contract, right?
Sure, if you think you can just pick up a stylus and create cursed art so horrible you get paid to stop, who am I to stand in your way? Do you take Zimbabwean dollars?
Okay, who did this? I don't want to know in a meme way. I actually want to block them.
Yeah, this is disgusting! Which site posted it!? There are so many of them!?