this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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submitted 1 month ago by kewwwi to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Sometimes I question the things I find on the internet

[–] BatrickPateman 26 points 1 month ago

I have been here twenty-odd years. I stopped wondering a long time ago.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I enjoy not being able to tell if something was made to be funny or made to satisfy someone's fetish.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

between the legends of wonder bread guy and tile fucker, I have learned that the latter is far more common than the former.

Anything can be someone's fetish. Anything.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 6 points 1 month ago

There's a reason rule 34 exists after all...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Other times I seek for more

[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 month ago

I liked the good old times 5 minutes ago before I saw this abomination.

[–] devilish666 90 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Cris_Color 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thats a really good image 😂

[–] toynbee 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Woah, this is a blast from the past. Thanks for rekindling this memory.

[–] Cris_Color 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lmao, a work of art. If anyone wants to tell me the context for this gif I'd be super curious to hear it. It looks like some reality show like survivor...

[–] toynbee 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm pretty sure it was from Survivor, but that's all I know about it. I don't even see a knowyourmeme page about it, though I only performed a cursory search. Hope you figure it out!

edit: Sorry to link to reddit, but this thread provides context. It's not as interesting as I'd always imagined.

[–] Miphera 88 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago

Damn... It's been awhile since I audibly "What the Fuck"-ed at something I saw on the Internet.

Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I know the internet, this picture was commissioned by somebody with a fetish

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This better not awaken anything in me…

[–] pelya 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Put on some socks you heathens

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Yeah! Practice safe... Whatever the fuck this is!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The shoe's pregnant now

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

So the eyes are the windows to the sole after all.

[–] DragonsInARoom 21 points 1 month ago

How to unsee, how to use emergency eye wash station, how to make the demons pay, define crime against humanity, how to kill myself

[–] Cris_Color 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

ಠ_ಠ

What in the everliving fuck...

[–] spicytuna62 6 points 1 month ago

What in the everliving fuck...

AH THE FUCK IS ALIVE KILL IT!

[–] Driveway4964 17 points 1 month ago

That's enough Lemmy for today

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

sh0eonhead?

[–] Viking_Hippie 13 points 1 month ago

This community is for regular shitposts. I think you're looking for [email protected]

[–] Shardikprime 12 points 1 month ago

I'm sickened, but curious

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

AI wishes it could do this.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I… no. I get it, but no.

[–] stupidcasey 8 points 1 month ago

What’s on the feet, WHAT’S ON THE FEET?!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Funnily enough the answer to that was right above your post for me

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Feel like I want to commission them to stop. 100$ to fuck off

[–] Whelks_chance 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can you pay me $100 to not create art? I wasn't likely to anyway, but this sounds like a decent side gig to get into.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No. First you must create unholy abominations and crimes against eyes, then I'll pay/beg you to stop

[–] Whelks_chance 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Got it. I'll be in touch. Online shitposting is the same as a binding contract, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sure, if you think you can just pick up a stylus and create cursed art so horrible you get paid to stop, who am I to stand in your way? Do you take Zimbabwean dollars?

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts 7 points 1 month ago

Someone, somewhere is getting off to this...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay, who did this? I don't want to know in a meme way. I actually want to block them.

[–] ivanafterall 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah, this is disgusting! Which site posted it!? There are so many of them!?

[–] johannesvanderwhales 4 points 1 month ago

This is like a PBF comic

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] badbytes 3 points 1 month ago

That's how you get foot mouth disease.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I approve of this post

[–] mhague 1 points 1 month ago

Imagine, you're a foot head and you meet your soulmate, but they're a croc