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[–] [email protected] 266 points 1 month ago

If not friend, why friend shaped

[–] spicytuna62 132 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

There are socialized individuals that can be handled by their trainers, but yeah they're not house cats, they haven't spent thousands of years adapting to humans, and they will casually maul you.

[–] EleventhHour 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cheetah meows are some of the most adorable meows

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[–] Etterra 102 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That has to be the most chill cougar ever.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Their face looks like “you know, I was going to murder you, but I’m just gonna see how long you keep this up for until you realize.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Playing with your food. My broccoli never rubs my feet.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

"I think your little dog looks tasty. It's literally the only reason I'm here right now."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's probably sick. That's unfortunately pretty much the only time a wild animal will react like that. I suppose there is an outside chance it's domesticated and got out of its pen.

[–] NiHaDuncan 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The people that have the mountain lion are it’s caregivers… the text is a joke.

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[–] VubDapple 69 points 1 month ago (6 children)
[–] model_tar_gz 57 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wet Cougar in the bathtub.

[–] gofsckyourself 52 points 1 month ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

Nah. Mountain lion.

[–] okwhateverdude 36 points 1 month ago

IT'S NOT A PUUUUUMAAAAHHH

[–] Etterra 32 points 1 month ago

Didn't I tell you to stop making up animals?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I actually think it's a mountain lion ;)

[–] Lennny 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it's just precious.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

Awww, it wants to pet the little ape.

[–] sunbrrnslapper 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

TIL There are hot mountain lions in my area.

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[–] 200ok 8 points 1 month ago
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[–] hexabs 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DODOKING38 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was thinking huh he could play Beast in beauty and the beast, well it turns out he was Beast in a fucking TV show

[–] Num10ck 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

check out a movie called city of lost children. he's great in it but also the least interesting thing about it.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago
[–] Kintarian 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's all fun and games until he eats your face

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah. I got a leg scar from a domestic cat that I've raised from kittendom, who'd easily have ripped my face if she could reach it*. A wild, larger, and more powerful version of that seems like a bad idea.

*because I was holding a kitten that she never saw before. Yup. Fuck you Kika, I love you but you're a bloody arsehole.

[–] spicytuna62 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The biggest mistake anyone can make with a 10 pound domestic housecat is to underestimate one. Cats seriously punch far above their weight. Like someone welded a bunch of razor blades to a flying, out of control angle grinder that always knows which way is down. A cat can ruin your day quickly.

It's fortunate their primary prey is plastic.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

I have a 22 pound part maine coon with extra murder beans and I do not fuck with him when he's in a mood. We've had to give him a bath a couple of times and I wear leather to keep myself safe

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[–] ReiRose 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This! I love my sweet boy and he's so gentle and kind 99% of the time. But sometimes he choses violence. He is the reason I think all people who keep big cats as pets are not logical.

[–] ReiRose 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

He puts on a delightful and majestic display of smugness.

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[–] chemical_cutthroat 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is my kind of shoulder cat.

[–] Siegfried 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you may be his type of shoulder human

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[–] Thcdenton 30 points 1 month ago

I absolutely adore mountain lions. But knowing that they can pierce my skull with their teeth would keep me out of that room.

[–] paddirn 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Surprisingly calm while being given a bath.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think he's Puma Messi, he's been hand-raised from a cub and has medical conditions that prevent him from being able to live wild and also make him smaller and less energetic than most pumas. I'm not a fan of keeping wild animals as pets, but they appear to treat him with love and kindness and give him the individual attention and care he needs, although I didn't do a deep dive.

[–] KrapKake 15 points 1 month ago

Yes, and he was going to be euthanized by the zoo because of his medical issues. He was rescued by a Russian couple who runs the youtube channel "i_am_puma", starring Messi.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I looked it up and wow, that's crazy. Messi is basically naturally domesticated. If the medical conditions are genetic, he could be the start of a lineage of house pumas.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I would hope not, healthy is better.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

They really are beautiful animals. Deadly beauty.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He’s just a big, stoned, horny kitty!

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[–] Gammelfisch 17 points 1 month ago

I'm certain the mountain lion is calculating his/her next meal within the house.

[–] FlyingSquid 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That looks a lot my cat. I had to get rid of it because I was allergic.

And because it ate my leg. Bit it clean off.

I miss you, kitty. 😥

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ILL TAKE IT!! imagine the snuggles that thing could give you 🤩

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

It'll snuggle you for the rest of your life.

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