Kintarian

joined 4 months ago
[–] Kintarian -2 points 1 week ago
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Bah Humbug! (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Kintarian to c/funny
 
[–] Kintarian 4 points 1 week ago

Some jokes land and some don't. No big deal.

[–] Kintarian 2 points 1 week ago

I hate it when they count down to the last second before the bomb goes off.

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I just got a new pet (self.dadjokes)
submitted 1 week ago by Kintarian to c/dadjokes
 

He's a pet peeve

 

That would be a big step forward

[–] Kintarian 15 points 1 week ago

I feel like I should tattoo the verses they seem to ignore on their foreheads backwards so they have to see it every time they look in the mirror: Love thy neighbor as thyself and Judge not lest ye be judged. Hypocrites.

[–] Kintarian 24 points 2 weeks ago

Um, but, private industry does everything better than the gubment. Right?

/s

[–] Kintarian 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Kintarian 3 points 2 weeks ago

The purpose, at least for me, is to find some stupid comedy to make me forget about the stupid world I live in.

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Moo (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Kintarian to c/dadjokes
 
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Ooops (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Kintarian to c/dadjokes
 
[–] Kintarian 2 points 2 weeks ago
 

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

[–] Kintarian 14 points 2 weeks ago

CEO's sure like to talk without actually saying anything.

[–] Kintarian 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wow, that looks really cool.

[–] Kintarian 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's true of any group that has too much power. Right now in the USA we have a bunch of nuts idolizing a dictator. They say they want to return American freedoms while at the same time they want to take away your rights.

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Puff puff pass (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Kintarian to c/funny
 
[–] Kintarian 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay, Junior, when a mummy skeleton and a daddy skeleton love each other very much, they rub their bones together and that's how they make baby skeletons.

 

Because they don’t have the guts!

 

When I connect my Bluetooth headphones to my laptop it says: "Connecting to HP-laptop-14-xxx". It's kind of annoying. I set my hostname to "Laptop" but nothing changed.

 
 

Lady Ba Ba

 
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