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[–] [email protected] 169 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i gotta respect someone that keeps the post up, and corrects themselves. i really try and do the same, even if i had put my foot in my mouth.

[–] MutilationWave 6 points 1 month ago

Yep. I have posted some really dumb shit, especially on Reddit. Just badly thought out or very fucked up on drink and drugs. Years ago I deleted them in embarrassment. Now I just let it ride.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Owning your mistakes is sexy as hell.

[–] heartbreaker 82 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had this one time when I looked at my hand and freaked out because I had 5 fingers when I expected 4.
I am allowed to vote

[–] rain_worl 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i assume you voted for [opposing political candidate]!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's funny that most people are gonna assume you voted for a particular candidate AND the people who voted for that candidate are gonna assume this post is talking about them and get mad about it lul. It's sorta telling.

Tap for spoilerAnd the same goes for this comment too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Meh, it's Lemmy. It's pretty one sided here.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There has been at least one person on lemmy who said they supported fascism

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In a hospital I've been to, there is a skeleton poster by the MRI machine manufacturer (I think Siemens) smugly subtitled "without imaging techniques we wouldn't know". Apparently, it's not just internet randos who forget. Too bad I can't find it online.

[–] mipadaitu 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be fair, what if the entire skeleton drastically changes once you die? You can't prove it's NOT the case without an MRI.

Tho... What if an MRI causes the same changes as death...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Shrodingers skeleton

[–] TunaCowboy 62 points 1 month ago

Sometimes you smoke the blunt, and sometimes, well, the blunt - it smokes you.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Well, they don’t have to be dead.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nonlethal skeleton removal

[–] peopleproblems 4 points 1 month ago
[–] thesporkeffect 4 points 1 month ago

Marked safe from the skeleton press gang today!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yes, and in middle ages they loved to torture and mutilate people

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 3 points 1 month ago

Just mostly dead

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

No one tell them.

[–] citrusface 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In their defense, it is easy to forget about dead people, it's hard to remember all of them.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Strong disagree, there were far fewer dead people in those days, so remembering them all was a lot easier. Gen-M ‘sjust spoiled brats!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I wanna see Ryan George make a video about the first human to ever look inside another human.

[–] some_random_nick 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Either Sam O'Nella od Bluejay did a video and one part was about some Greek "scientist" who did live vivisections of humans in Egypt. Can't google right now, so someone pls correct me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pretty sure it was Bluejay; I saw it not all that long ago as a recent upload and Sam hasn't posted in months.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Dead or alive?

It's funny to imagine 'another human' amazed, wide eyes looking at his insides (also realising his boner is boneless),

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[–] bruhduh 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They just tried mortal kombat xray attack and then they knew it was that way

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

In toasty we trust

[–] Klear 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I forgor 💀

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Straight from bored panda after they stole it from reddit. This meme has legs!

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