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[–] [email protected] 4 points 32 minutes ago (1 children)

I'm not saying this is what happened, but this IS how a person would act if they had another series of mini strokes a month before they were on the ballot for president.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 27 minutes ago

Remember when he suddenly had a slurring voice on Elon Musk's interview? He also had canceled most of his rallies and such around then

In 2020, he denied having a series of mini strokes out of nowhere

Sept. 1, 2020

President Donald Trump posted a baffling tweet Tuesday declaring that he has not had a series of "mini-strokes" — and he had the White House physician release a statement backing up his claim.

[...]

No major media outlet appears to have reported in recent days that Trump had a series of mini-strokes.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-raises-eyebrows-tweet-declaring-he-did-not-have-series-n1239006

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 3 points 1 hour ago

I've seen cheap sex dolls that look more realistic than that

[–] Tabula_stercore 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Please put trump in the title of the post so i can filter your garbage away

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

also for all the Elon posts please

[–] werefreeatlast 33 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Looks like an old solarized loofah. Here's a new loofah for comparison:

Notice how nicely attached the hairs are? Much unlike the Trump look.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

What is this spaghetti cucumber looking alien snack?!

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 2 points 2 hours ago

Who is dis doin' this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?

[–] werefreeatlast 3 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

That's the ex-president. The loofah shown below in lemon slices is a plant. You grow it from seeds and it eventually flowers and fruits. The fruit contains this naturally occuring sponge. Just let it dry and remove the seeds. It's proof that aliens visited us when we had no soap or loofahs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 minutes ago

Wiki page for more info cause you beat me to the fun fact: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luffa

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

just like the pyramids huh.

[–] werefreeatlast 2 points 43 minutes ago (1 children)

Ah yes. Without aliens, I don't know how one could possibly make pyramids.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 39 minutes ago

or plants that can be dried into sponges!

[–] werefreeatlast 0 points 5 hours ago

You still definitely not want to pick up a soap bar or loofahs in an alien 👽 prison. Remember that.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 32 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Watching his Bloomberg interview it looks like his eyes are trying to escape his face. If it was my job to interview this pos I'd try to make him walk off stage after the first question. Which would be, "tell us about your make up routine and why you think it's so essential."

Follow up, "I have a list of questions that appear on your cherished cognitive test. Since you're so clearly proud of passing these exams would you like to demonstrate your acuity for the viewers at home?"

[–] RoidingOldMan 2 points 1 hour ago

"Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 1 points 29 minutes ago

YANKSPAM

Another fun euphemism for semen

[–] trashgirlfriend 4 points 4 hours ago

you are fighting one of the fights of all time

[–] Sam_Bass 16 points 15 hours ago

die already devil mutt

[–] [email protected] 198 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I know candid HD photography isn’t complimentary to a lot of people, but holy shit he looks like a fucking zombie.

[–] Diplomjodler3 130 points 1 day ago (6 children)

That's pretty much what he is. That fucker is kept going by nothing but malice.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago

And cofveve.

[–] acosmichippo 64 points 1 day ago (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 156 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Is he ok?"

Geez, I hope not. I hope he feels as miserable as he makes others feel.

[–] Delphia 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I hope he lives long enough to lose the election fair and square.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

He can live forever, I'd be ok with that. Drooling and shitting himself, locked in his own rotting shell of a body.

[–] [email protected] 118 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump is sundowning, many people are saying it

[–] FahrenheitGhost 3 points 7 hours ago

"Big strong person, woman, man, camera come up to me with tears in their eyes saying 'Mr Trump... You shit your pants and stare off into space humming Ave Maria in a creepy and disconnect way like only the greatest of leaders couls ever dream of! No one could lead this country like you, sir!'"

[–] fluckx 33 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

He's starting to lose his (orange) glow it seems.

[–] P00ptart 6 points 14 hours ago

You try putting makeup on a ghost.

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