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Hey, I just ran into this one yesterday! I figured it wouldn’t hurt to speed up the ghosting process, so clicky clicky.

It’s not the justice system, it’s the legal system

An ancient internet engraving circa late 2000s, when webcomics roamed the earth

If the heat is running, we’re playing a dangerous game.

*offer not valid in the Middle East

My suggestion — and you probably won’t like it — is to read it out loud. The secret to poetry: you actually just blast through those line breaks, indents, etc. and don’t stop until there’s punctuation and then treat it appropriately. It’ll feel super cringey and uncomfortable, but this will make the actual eye motion and reading part a lot easier with a little practice! Sure it looks structured and weird on the page, but it’s generally not meant to be read that way. It should sound more like natural language, and honestly, once I learned to ignore everything but punctuation for a first read through, it clicked so much faster.

Poetry is exactly my thought, so out of curiosity, is there something in particular about it that is unappealing? I teach lit, and poetry gives a lot of people panic, but if you don’t have to analyze it for a paper or something, it’s really a lot of fun. Because Robert Frost writing about New England and something like falling asleep after apple picking can be sublime.

“Flip him over, that’s how Hendrix died.”

Removing all distractions, which takes a bit of work. Covering every single source of light. Little indicator on my charger? Slapped electrical tape on it. Blackout curtains. Noise machine. The hardest one: Never using the bedroom for anything but sleeping. Not even a little peek at the phone and YouTube for a relaxing video. I have an analogue non-illuminated clock for daytime, and if I need to check the time in the dark, a Timex I can hit the glow button on. If I really can’t sleep, I get up and go into another room to read or listen to something.

This is likely b8, or missing a ton of info, but I’d say a 1/100,000 chance “get a second opinion and never see that provider again.” You’d need a phenomenally abysmal doctor to go to the DMV and assert, in writing, that your depression is bad enough to impair driving. But such doctors do exist, and I think if a doctor was enough of an asshole to do the legwork, it would be taken seriously.

When my 2018 MBP touch bar glitched and a replacement was the whole-ass “upper case” including the battery, I knew we were cooked. Meanwhile, in my old 2012 MacBook pro I’m swapping parts like a madman to enjoy it, like you should.