thesohoriots

They should’ve called it Goonr

Is it that thing that demolecularizes your head and turns your bones into vapor? You know, a Tesla vehicle battery fire?

Same. Give me an anechoic chamber. I want venous hum.

Some NYT staff have gone so far as to express skepticism over the AI approach.

They’re hesitantly gesturing vaguely towards an expression of unassuaged unease.

I put novelty testicles on all my vehicles. Trailer hitch, rearview mirror, keychain, dick decals that say “CUM and take it,” but I don’t let the balls touch because that would just be gay.

If you were enough of a silly goose to take the “buyout,” I have no sympathy for your being fired in advance. They were never going to pay up — since when has Trump ever famously paid his lawyers, or even a venue? Why would this be any different?

According to the report, the plan was created by DOGE staffers

Presumably their meeting concluded after they ate all the crayons used to draw dicks on the papers

I’m in the same boat, bought a Samsung 40-something-inch smart tv for around $300 maybe 6 years ago off the neglected “small TV” aisle. It has some bloatware, but it’s never been an issue after configuring a few settings. I’m guessing if I went for one of the floor models, it’d have been a problem.

Felt Against The Machine

Not getting those numbers you promised? Just make some shit up like usual! Nobody’s checking. Seriously.

Splintery!

In my location, back when I was in dating app hell, everyone kept saying they liked bonfires and the beach and hiking, so I wrote “hate bonfires, the beach, and especially hiking.” It paid off.