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Women are so cute and adorable and I love it

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[–] [email protected] 154 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Women are so much better than the official YouTube app

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

Hard to argue with that

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the most lemmy-coded auto complete I've ever seen.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's kinda true. LibreTube ftw.

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[–] Arbiter 89 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences.

oh

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Hey, I got the same one! iOS?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I got “Women are not allowed in this world and they don’t want it anymore” on iOS lol

[–] Arbiter 12 points 2 months ago

I guess Apple just hates women

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country.

Hmmm.

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Women are not comfortable hosting the same square button labeled as a water heater de la journée pour les enfants de moins de six semaines de travail.

Autocorrect aneurysm posting

[–] Hildegarde 33 points 2 months ago

French autocorrect 😱

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mine just goes on like this forever

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[–] alnitak 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This must be the current default behavior if you have personalization disabled. I've had it off forever and mine does this too.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Women are not even a good idea to be honest

Why is it doing that? :(

[–] olafurp 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got "Women are so cute and I think that's a bad idea to be honest with you and you are so cute and you are a great person to be happy to see you and your family and your family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and family and... "

One of my core values is honesty so I have no idea where that one comes from

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[–] Deestan 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Women are not being able to reach out to you on Friday

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

They do be enjoying a long weekend

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Women are not filtered and washed with brine

[–] Odelay42 12 points 2 months ago

Nothing like cabbages, women.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Women are

(Auto suggest next word off. Always on incognito mode. Do not learn typed words)

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Women are

(I switched to a non-suggesting keyboard years ago)

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[–] MHanak 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Women in the locker room with a transparent background

Ok hear me out

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Holy crap my iphone goes hard — I do not type like this:

“Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires “

[–] Wilzax 14 points 2 months ago

Misogyny test failed 😔

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

My wife got that same thing almost word for word. 🤔

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[–] TotallynotJessica 34 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Women are not the best for the world

Autocorrect! How could you misrepresent me this way 😭

[–] Hildegarde 11 points 2 months ago

You are the best for the world ❤️

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Women are the most beautiful people on earth and I love that.

I only partially agree with my autocomplete, because men are just as beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Men are the most beautiful people on earth and I love that

Okay, my phone is cooking with those statements

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Women are not women and are not men

I think my autocorrect is a little confused

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

"Women are in boxes and they can't get to the store"

Lassie got weird in the later seasons.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Women are you and I

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Women are the bike anymore trouble and annoyance

Men are the bike anymore trouble and annoyance

Bike are the bike anymore trouble and annoyance

I think my autocorrect hates everyone and everthing equally

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

"women are not even a good idea to be honest"

autocomplete is savage 🤣

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

[–] BeMoreCareful 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Women are you in the car now.

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[–] Slab_Bulkhead 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

women are not real man and tax cuts are not a tool for the Jeep!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Women are a bit of a good idea but I don't think so

[–] flicker 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Women are forced into a spreadsheet.

What? Oh no!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Women are the foundation of the Berlin wall

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Women are very nice and they resented FDR's New Deal.

How very specific.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Women are

My phone is not interested in typing on its own.

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[–] chiliedogg 11 points 2 months ago

"Women are very nice to have fun with and their kids are going to be really excellent with me so I can attach them to the group and see if they can get a chance to go to the store for some maker projects."

As an Ace dude befriending women and participating in hobby projects with their children sounds pretty cool.

[–] Manifish_Destiny 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Women are so good at the same time

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Women are beautiful and screen eyes and screen eyes and screen eyes and ears and screen eyes open sliced and the words are beautiful.

[–] Tikiporch 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Women are a good idea for all of us and we will be back in touch with our team members in the Business Sales and Support organization to work from home with the other people in the world.

Too much business up in my predictions.

For equality sake: Men are the best I've ever seen in the world ever since I have a wifi and I don't have sewer in the past few days so I can get a chicken flatbread for the next few days so I'll have to take it to the store for some reason to make it out of the hood.

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