this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 119 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It would have cost you zero money not to post this

[–] [email protected] 95 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] errer 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

If this is what I do to internet strangers, imagine what I send my friends.

[–] somethingsnappy 4 points 4 months ago

Thank you for not adding santorum to the board.

[–] devilish666 92 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Almost as cursed as my meme

[–] VelvetStorm 22 points 4 months ago

No, not even close

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This brings me back! Aphex Twin will always be awesome. And super strange!

The music video for Windowlicker is a whole other kind of strange. Watch it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Come To Daddy as well.

I can't really remember the music, but the videos sure stick in the mind.

[–] nieceandtows 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Too many pixels, still too readable.

[–] Thcdenton 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

but is it better than fromunda cheese?

[–] toomanypancakes 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wait what's fromunda cheese?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s cheese fromunda the foreskin.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

fromunda deeeeeez nuuutz

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It aint called dick cheese for nothing.
Pervs have a sophisticated pallet.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I can tell the difference between male, femboy and girlcock smegma in a blind taste test

[–] dessimbelackis 7 points 4 months ago

Your experiences are ones I would rather not have I’m sure

[–] Agent641 5 points 4 months ago

Impressive. I cant yet. Need more practice.

[–] RelativeArea0 11 points 4 months ago

That is some knowledge I wish I never learned.

[–] Astronauticaldb 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not the point exactly, by that's not Gouda on the left; it looks like a mix between Swiss and Sharp Cheddar with the rind still attached.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Gouda you know that its not having an identity crisis.

[–] ivanafterall 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Oppenheimer is that you?

[–] qarbone 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jesus fkn wept, is this real?

[–] Brickhead92 5 points 4 months ago

Yes, don't serve segma on a cheese board.

[–] Late2TheParty 6 points 4 months ago

I mean... you don't know what I like, random Internet image!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Nothing like eating it fresh out the foreskin the way you eat a gogurt.

[–] Siegfried 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I thought it was a Smeg'ma' ballz joke, and i found that it is quite literally smeg'ma'ballz

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink 5 points 4 months ago

Speak for yourself. 😜

Smeg on toast!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Smegma, des schmeckt'ma.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] synapse1278 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Non, ça se dit : fromage de bite

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Excusez moi, c'est comme la bite-ude pour moi.

^me trying my best at a French pun

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

How did i understand a French pun when i don't even know the language

[–] mechoman444 3 points 4 months ago

Hey! Speak for yourself! Some people like a little smegma on a cracker with a side of black caviar.

[–] creditCrazy 3 points 4 months ago

After learning that there are guys out there that don't clean their dicks and the amount of people here that know what smegma is making me concerned about other men

[–] Thteven 2 points 4 months ago

It's true though, way too gamey.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] Boggy 1 points 4 months ago

Had a friend that was convinced by another kid that smegma was the evolved form of magmar.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Well, duh! That's a waste of perfectly good smeg. You should put it in your "smoothie."