Brickhead92

They can even use the catchphrase "Roll out"

There is, but the profits aren't as high as a slow apocalypse.

If that's not pulling yourself up by the bootstraps, well then I don't know what is.

But his plate armour already has dents in it! Why can't I get new armour! Everyone is going to make fun of me!

Or like when you and a buddy are fucking a bear and yell "fuck".

Oh yeah! Well then how do you explain that the transmission is working in kahoots with this engine! /s

But to them, they are rewarded. They get to beat and even kill minorities and poor people without consequences.

To be fair, they know the state of the world; I'd probably choose to stay in space.

Violence is never the answer! Sometimes, it is a question.

~~Let them eat~~ cake denied!

• Insurance companies

FTFY

And then he gets off scot free because the prosecutor keeps calling him Mario.

WTF‽