Brickhead92

...you said 10 more years 50 years ago

But only the white middle aged men with regular male names and above average height.

And it only takes 22 seconds to consume.

Person 1: You thinking what I'm thinking?

both look at each other and nod and speak at the same time

Person 1: large scale general strikes and protests! Person 2: Nuclear holocaust!

Both: Wait, what did you say?

Praise be to the shareholder!

Yes, but still never zero.

Por qué no both eh?

That's right kids. You should always avoid alliteration!

Nah, I think it'd go more like this:

• Get it in the elevator and see them all in there.
• Go to press the button for your floor (the top floor) and see that it's already pressed.
• Have a pleasant trip up.
• Arrive at your floor and the doors open.
• All three politely allow you to exit first.
• Step out of the lift safely.
• Elevator malfunctions, plummets and crashes through the foundation.
• Walk off thinking how nice they all were.

One thing that I started saying to people after something clicked into place one day when some people would say something about being a 'real man', was '"real men" don't need their masculinity defined by others'.