qarbone

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[–] qarbone 26 points 4 hours ago

It looks like it was made in Spore

[–] qarbone 10 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

What the fuck kinda Hannibal Lecter cat...

[–] qarbone 1 points 16 hours ago
[–] qarbone 5 points 16 hours ago

"stout" is the first that comes to mind and isn't immediately discarded. But because those other forms are so easy to call to mind I'd rather describe the power-lifter as they differ from those norms.

"He was no body-builder. Powerful, yes, but he had traded aesthetics for even more strength. Muscles built upon muscles like layers of a brick house, and nearly as solid."

[–] qarbone 11 points 3 days ago (6 children)

What is the message? That borders are dumb?

[–] qarbone 3 points 3 days ago

Yeah, he looks closer to a man his age.

[–] qarbone 2 points 3 days ago

On the one hand, I enjoy unfornicated wings, conceptually...

But what if the sex is what gives them their umami?

What if unfucked wings are just not as tasty? I can't know until I've confirmed the coital status of every set of wings I've ever eaten.

Buckle up and tuck in those wet wipes.

[–] qarbone 6 points 5 days ago

"Hey, man, like what the fuck? Actually tho."

[–] qarbone 12 points 6 days ago

I think the brain damage made him forget that he was willfully lying about being progressive.

[–] qarbone 2 points 6 days ago

Dad jokes aren't supposed to be actually funny. They're bargain bun comedy that become funnier because everyone hates them. The more annoyed the listener is, the more the dad-jokist is provided entertainment.

[–] qarbone 3 points 1 week ago

Aw, lame. Thought it said "Pipe" and thought: yo?!

[–] qarbone 2 points 1 week ago

What a contrived set up to simply draw a gyatted squirrel. Just open up a secret tumblr account or whatever people do now and directly draw cheeked-up furries.

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