qarbone

joined 2 years ago
[–] qarbone 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You met some Romanian fairy creature that dined and ditched you.

[–] qarbone 6 points 1 day ago

I was looking between them and thinking "fuck, I can't tell which one is the fake."

Realized after reading the title again they're both supposed to be real.

[–] qarbone 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

While it sounds feasible, I wouldn't think Russia has the leeway to flush more men into another losing invasion.

[–] qarbone 18 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Why the fuck is he so horny for Canada? Who put him on to this?

[–] qarbone 51 points 2 days ago

Unfortunately, I'm fully capable of comprehending this.

[–] qarbone 2 points 2 days ago

That's the head~~board~~ bar. The headbar.

[–] qarbone 5 points 2 days ago

Is it the attempt?

Will they continually, successfully deceive/bully me? Or is someone just always gonna try?

[–] qarbone 2 points 2 days ago
[–] qarbone 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Isn't sharkskin famously rough?

[–] qarbone 7 points 2 days ago

I can already smell the omelets. All it took was war crimes.

[–] qarbone 2 points 2 days ago

And he wouldn't even need it! But it would be nice to have.

[–] qarbone 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sure, step down from DOGE. But what the hell would he even do? Now that he doesn't even have the veneer of a futurist/technologist to massage public opinion of his businesses, what does he do as a CEO besides fellate other rich people to secure investments?

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