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[–] cinabongo 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Apparently 6000 of the guys in first pane killed themselves in the US last year

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I dunno if the next pane is doing any better

[–] FmbyMF 75 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Where's the femboy option?

[–] [email protected] 77 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 15 points 4 days ago

Top right is accepting of all fetishists. Hell, we probably invented a few you haven't even heard of yet.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago

Lower left because he is most adjacent to a low-level programmer

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What if there is a secret fifth option that is the son of a car dealer?

[–] MehBlah 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Thats you in the upper left after your fifth DUI and second divorce.

[–] Wogi 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Hey now, the felons I work with are all cool dudes just trying to rebuild their lives.

The sons of car dealers are all working in the main office trying to fuck up our lives.

[–] chiliedogg 4 points 3 days ago

Amen.

Felons can try to make amends. Troy just makes Jager bombs at the office and passes at the 19yo receptionist.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Is this a kid Rock joke?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

I believe you have my stapler.

[–] creditCrazy 8 points 3 days ago

I find myself between left top and bottom. Working a manual labor job and still going nowhere in life.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

I used to live in the Southwest US like 20+ years ago and went to high school there. ICP was huge at my school but once people graduated they stopped listening to them for whatever reason.

for where I lived It'd be join the Navy, work at grocery store, work at a call center, or live in a trailer park and die.

[–] FlyingSquid 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hey! I don't fit into this mold! I'm the guy from the Midwest who left the Midwest, went to Hollywood, had some decent success but not enough to justify staying in such an expensive part of the country (with a baby), moved back to the Midwest, did a bunch of shit jobs that used the skills I learned when in L.A. and now can't work.

So... um... yay me?

[–] Licksrocks 58 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I believe that is the bottom right

[–] FlyingSquid 13 points 4 days ago (21 children)

Are you calling me a Juggalo, sir, madam or nonbinary person? Because I have dueled with pistols over less!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 3 points 3 days ago

If you don't feel like you fit into any of those four above categories, you're gonna have to take your own picture of the aimless mayhem you've made of your life you described up there and make a fifth category.

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[–] aulin 17 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Can't I be both nerd and juggalo?

[–] Bgugi 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You either know how magnets work or you don't. There is no in-between.

[–] zarathustrad 2 points 3 days ago

It's like a di-pole, two opposites separated by distance.

Well, I guess I'm not a Juggalo. Magic isn't everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Nerd in the Streets, Juggalo in the Sheets?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Absolutely.

[–] Snowclone 2 points 3 days ago

I'll allow it.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] deadlyduplicate 3 points 3 days ago

If those are the only options, I am choosing juggalo

[–] xangadix 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm not from the Midwest, but juggalo for life

[–] PotatoKat 17 points 5 days ago (11 children)

What even are juggalos? Like i know they're fans of ICP but is there anything more than that? Do they have any unifying beliefs or are they just ICP fans?

[–] Itdidnttrickledown 9 points 4 days ago

They worship magnets.

[–] beccaboben 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They are a robust subculture, Woop Woop! There is lots of interesting info on this group online, although I'm not able to link atm, sorry!

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil 3 points 3 days ago

None of these people are playing board games.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And yet all 4 drink Faygo Rock n Rye

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No doubt, Juggalo. It can circumvent facial recognition systems. I see as an absolute win

[–] niktemadur 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Where's the mullet, with Van Halen and Aerosmith and Skynyrd?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

The top two

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