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[–] expatriado 63 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

i hope this is AI and no real steak or cheesecake got harmed with this crime

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Jarix 17 points 1 week ago

You dissapoint me. I love this, would try it

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

I know what instance this is but it still shouldn’t be okay for you to post this.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't ever order it off of a menu, but if it was served at a party, I would absolutely try a small slice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

It looks too well made, and very tasty

[–] danc4498 4 points 1 week ago

Makes me wonder if this could be made in an actually good way. A savory not sweet cheese wiz cheesecake recipe or something?

[–] Rustmilian 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] exothermic 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is there a community of food memes like these? I freaking love em and I want moar

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Food Crimes, maybe?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

They do make a mean clam chowder

[–] Late2TheParty 2 points 1 week ago

You are evil lol

[–] Shardikprime 27 points 1 week ago
[–] Sludgehammer 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

That... could work?

I mean, it'd be a real challenge. But some sort of savory cheesecake, with a savory crust, topped with cheese steak fillings and I could see it being... okay-ish. I don't think it would gain mainstream appeal, but I could see it being some sort of local delicacy that all the locals say is delicious but also a acquired taste.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I've had a salmon cheesecake. Might have more appeal to those who like cream cheese and lox on a bagel.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I love this, but it needs a new name.

Philly cheese steak + New York cheesecake = something named for New Jersey.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

The jersey beefcake

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The Jersey Shore

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

something named for New Jersey.

The Situation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

He's not a New Jerseyan. He's from Staten Island. They're all fucking bennies.

Signed - New Jerseyans who hate our state being associated with those people.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

what's not to like. Philly cheesteak good. cheese cake good.

let's get our eating pants on and Rachel up this Joey.

[–] jelloeater85 9 points 1 week ago

It looks so wrong, but probably tastes so right. Sweet and savory.

[–] nifty 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

OP sharing pics from his wedding day, what else was on the menu?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well, for the vegetarians we had Mac’n Cheesecake…

[–] WhatsHerBucket 6 points 1 week ago

Username checks out

[–] ccunning 3 points 1 week ago

I’ve always thought a blue cheese cheesecake could be tasty

[–] Hobbes_Dent 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The real crime here is the crust.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The real crime is the peppers - you'd get assaulted if you ordered those here in Philly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To be fair, a lot of things can get you assaulted in Philly.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I try very hard every day to avoid making a savory salmon and dill cheesecake. When my resolve fails, I like to top it with some capers or pickled red onions.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I also failed.

[–] NegativeLookBehind 6 points 1 week ago

I’m ashamed to say that I really want this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

So, will native Philidephians be more upset that someone put cheese steak on a cheesecake, or that you called it a 'Philly' when it is adulterated with peppers and missing one of the two ~~acceptable~~ [traditional] cheeses (~~American~~ [Provolone] or whizz)? Place your bets and hopefully a real Philadelphian can let us know which is more upsetting. I'm betting on the latter, but not heavily.

[–] modus 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Philadelphian here. Sharp provolone is preferred. Nevertheless, I'd try it. Although cream cheese separates when you heat it so this would have to be eaten cold. It's probably not bad, but I'm not sure about the chocolate on bottom.

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[–] TwentySeven 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not from Philadelphia, but I though the two acceptable cheeses were cheese whiz and provolone.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Congrats, you just reinvented meat pie.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't understand,) what's wrong with that? It looks tasty AF.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I would definitely stuff my face with this rest of y'all are just prudes

[–] thenextguy 4 points 1 week ago

"It tastes like feet!"

[–] Jackcooper 4 points 1 week ago

Philly cheeseseak Philadelphia cheesecake

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Sickos are all like

Haha yes!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Despite me not eating meat, I can see this being tasty -- as long as the bottom of the cake is not chocolate and the quark is not very sweet

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

With Philadelphia cream cheese

[–] PunnyName 2 points 1 week ago

I'm a fan of both. But this likely tastes like an abomination.

Like pumpkin cheesecake. Blech.

[–] PsyDoctah9Jah 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks really cool! You could even recreate say: Crust( seasoned) Cheese layer Mashed potatoes/Sweet corn A1 steak sauce

Though, I'm vegan, gluten free, & non-GMO.

Cheers

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] leaveWitX 2 points 1 week ago

I think of something interesting. The sides of pizza are called handles.

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