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[–] Gradually_Adjusting 144 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Jokes on you, I prefer not to talk about being straight. It is one of my least cool traits.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Wait, you're not making your sexuality and gender your identity?

Loser.

[–] danc4498 14 points 1 week ago

You got cool traits? Must be nice…

[–] jaybone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Being straight is not woke bro. Get some dick fr fr no cap fam ong.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

fr fr go woke or go broke

[–] Zehzin 104 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This is the future they left wants

[–] rockSlayer 98 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism isn't just a saying, it's a lifestyle

[–] Zehzin 30 points 1 week ago

No genders, no masters

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Sally forth the Queerletariat!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's also a beloved science fiction franchise.

[–] CptEnder 3 points 1 week ago

c/TenForward leaking

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

c/theculture is leaking

[–] AngryCommieKender 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I put Luxury before Automated so the acronym is FLAGS-C

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Without luxury and communism, you just get fully automated gay space.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha. I was trying to make the joke without actually being offensive.

I didn't use that word, I just made you think it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Ahaha don't worry, I got your meaning. Just wanted to point out I got the joke.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Humanity is transient. If we go out by being queer and not having kids, it's better than many of the other ways.

[–] Godnroc 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The gay apocalypse? The cockpocalypse!

That's way more fun than zombies!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Mannimarco 10 points 1 week ago

I understood that reference

[–] SpaceNoodle 11 points 1 week ago

Cockblockalypse

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] kitnaht 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Isn't this basically the exact thing that happened with the "mouse utopia" project?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Nobody on the left wants crappy surveys

[–] Strider 11 points 1 week ago

If you're in the USA you don't have left anyway, it's just right and extremely right

[–] LifeOfChance 64 points 1 week ago

I don't think that it's forgotten I think it's a great representation of flipping the roles around. Instead of leaving out LGBTQ+ they chose to have straight be the other this time.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

People lack of imagination is the problem. You're a man into women, mark lesbian, woman into men, mark gay. Easy as that.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Who knew we were right all along back in middle school.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

So, the L word really was lesbian. Nice!!

[–] Dasnap 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I feel persecuted; I'm shitting and cumming in fear.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Dasnap 25 points 1 week ago

Better than cumming shit. UTIs abound.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

This one’s easy just mark gay or bisexual

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Literally exterminating straight culture

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Noooooo, my heterosexuality is being repressed! /s

[–] pyre 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

tim pool is probably already making a video about it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Watching the wheels turn when a straight person, upset by being forgotten, is told that this is what LGBTQ+ people are used to and have had to deal with for most of history.

chef's kiss

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Usually people like that are one reality check away from unmasking and going full-on "it's just unnatural, it's not normal and it's disgusting".

Arguing with conservatives is basically just peeling an onion full of concern baiting, sealioning, plausible deniability, and euphemisms; when you shatter their initial disenginuous line of reasoning (which may seem innocent or reasonable at first to the naked eye), they start digging into arguments that get more and more misdirected and irrational...

When you exhaust their load of fake arguments/"reasoning" that they bend at will, the ones that only exist to defend their already pre-determined position, they start to show their true colors and get into their real irrational and hateful motives for propogating their beliefs.

"Well I'm just concerned about LGBT people grooming children"... "I'm fine with the gays as long as they keep it to themselves, this cancel culture is just excessive"... "It's allowing trans people [[trans women]] in bathrooms and sports that I worry about, think of the real women who are scared and have a biological disadvantage against men"... "Biden is encouraging 8 year olds to transition, this 'transgender' thing is just a trend, pride is a ploy for corporations to make more money and you're just a tool for participating in it"... "Same-sex relations and transgenderism are a sin, I don't think their freedoms should be restricted, but I disagree with them personally, also gays have a higher rate of abusive relationships"... "Straight people [[men]] are persecuted, there's nothing made for normal people anymore and it's all catered towards the gays, it's dangerous to be straight now, I'm scared of telling someone I'm straight in case they blow up on me and call me homophobic like a blue-haired feminist"... "You shouldn't be queer in public, what if children watch it and transform into gays themselves, it's all inordinately fetishistic"... "Being queer is fucking unnatural and seeing men kissing in public is disgusting, your kind are child groomers and rapists, keep your hands off of children, you're going to Hell, stop spreading your Wokeism ideology and ruining my video games and anime, also traps aren't gay I'm straight for liking them and MHA and Konosuba and K-On and Dragon Maid are the best animes"

is about how it goes – minus the anime part, unless you're on an online anime community, lol (fascists love prepubescent anime girls a lot). They're very supportive of queer representation as long as it's exclusively in their pornography and kawaii anime, but only if you objectify and tokenize the queer characters and refuse to acknowledge their queerness, hmmm curious... what amount of Astolfo (Fate) and queer porn addicts do you think aren't raving homophobes that call feminine male, non-binary, and androgynous anime characters & actors objectifying terms and slurs while simultaneously convincing themselves that what they're doing is completely straight and that they're not sinning to the lord? It'd be a faster count than those who are I bet.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Don't even have demiromantic though, smh my head

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

When you hire people for their gender and not their skill lmao

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When you fail to read the fact that this is a survey from the RAs of a dorm and completely unrelated to a job

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

True, wasn't paying attention

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Also, which ones of these options are gender identities?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Ah, your masks are slipping

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I wanna be hired to be a student at a university and live in the dorms! So far I've had to pay for all that stuff.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Should be multiple choice tho. You can be gay and asexual. Homoromantic

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[–] unreachable 4 points 1 week ago

i am identified as "Other (please specify)"

[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 1 week ago

I wonder if that was my Alma Mater. Transylvania University has an extremely high LGBTQ population. Like well over 30% of my freshman class back in '96

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