blandfordforever

joined 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Might your day be improved by ... A dildo going in and out of an orifice?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I already have perfected several methods for the generation of hot wind.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Getting married and having kids is not the ultimate goal in life. Frankly, the planet already has more humans than it needs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For real, though. Pick the cop least likely to be on a power trip.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

All the best cops wear high-viz

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Don't be a pedantic dick. He was saying that the generation of the Tacoma that is pictured here as the small truck was highly capable. There were 4wd versions produced and with a lift they were some of the most versatile vehicles ever made. There's a reason why militaries added machine guns and artillery cannons to them sometimes. Don't act like you don't understand what they were trying to say.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

That was great. I hope the ai that made that was also ironically and horrifically resource consuming.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Weird analogy.

Bernie Sanders 2024!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha. I was trying to make the joke without actually being offensive.

I didn't use that word, I just made you think it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Without luxury and communism, you just get fully automated gay space.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah! Screw insulin pumps, we need glutathione pumps.

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