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alt-text“a Pontiac Vibe with a huge check engine light in the back window and a cluster of bumper stickers that read: remember if you honk all you honk at me i will honk if you get any closer you have to i honk honk if you will if myself want honk if you have ever been personally victimized by honk”

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[–] TotallynotJessica 168 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Laughed like an idiot at this, thanks

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

did you mean "honk honk, honke"?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Have you ever had a honk where you, if you, you would, you could, you would honk you so much you could honk anything?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Bassman1805 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The big neon Check Engine light is a nice cherry on top

[–] militaryintelligence 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's a GM product, it's factory

P0420 P0613

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As an owner of two GM products, yep. Constant pains in my ass. You'd think I'd have learned after the first one.

That said, the Pontiac Vibe was the result of a collaboration with Toyota and, while the Pontiac Vibe and the Toyota Matrix aren't the exact same car, I believe all models of the Vibe did come with toyota-built engines.

All this to say, the Pontiac Vibe was one of GMs better products, because it was more Toyota than GM.

[–] shneancy 1 points 2 weeks ago

as someone who knows nothing about cars Pontiac Vibe sounds like a vibrator, wouldn't even be a first time a japanese vehicle company did both

[–] ace_garp 48 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Actual photograph

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I imagine a goose would have the worst road rage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Untitled Car Game

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, now I get it.

[–] LengAwaits 32 points 2 weeks ago

Say what you will, but this person absolutely knows what they're about.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I also have been personally victimized by honk!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

You said I could!

[–] dessimbelackis 2 points 2 weeks ago

Call Honk! Attorney at honk!

[–] owenfromcanada 19 points 2 weeks ago

This got some serious Bottom Gear vibes

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Honk if you honk

[–] doingthestuff 11 points 2 weeks ago

This whole post is a vibe

[–] bamfic 11 points 2 weeks ago

is this a car or a goose?

[–] radicalautonomy 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Remember, honk if you honk all you. If anything at me, I will honk honk. If you get any closer, I have to honk. If, if you will...if I honk myself, want honk if you have. Ever been personally victimized by honk? CHECK ENGINE. 🖕

[–] radicalautonomy 8 points 2 weeks ago

No idea the message they are trying to convey there, but that sure is a vibe.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Untitled Pontiac Game.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I had a strHONK trying to read those stickers.

[–] BitchPeas 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no it's HONKening!

[–] numberfour002 7 points 2 weeks ago

Assuming this is in America, we're full of Honkies.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

They really do have a sticker for everyone

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you honk at me I will get aroused

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

honks lightly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Have you ever had a honk that you, um, you had, your, you- you honks, you'll honk, you- you honks, you honk, you honk him to honk you so much you honk do anything?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

[–] ClockworkN 5 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like with the right beat these lyrics are fire

[–] uebquauntbez 5 points 2 weeks ago

Just hiding a parking damage. Been there, done that too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Undergoing severe semantic satiation here lads.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Hobbes_Dent 2 points 2 weeks ago

Needs the megahertz of the Pontiac horn in front of “vibe”.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Honk Jesus honk

[–] bfg9k 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Skullgrid 1 points 2 weeks ago

what is this, Gamzee's car?

[–] Sam_Bass 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

One horny individual