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Murdered by Words

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Responses that completely destroy the original argument in a way that leaves little to no room for reply - a targeted, well-placed response to another person, organization, or group of people.

The following things are not grounds for murder:


  1. Be civil and remember the human. No name calling or insults. Swearing in general is fine, but not to insult someone else.
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  3. No bigotry of any kind.
  4. Censor the person info of anyone not in the public eye.
  5. If you break the rules you’ll get one warning before you’re banned.
  6. Enjoy the community in the light hearted way it’s intended.

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[–] khannie 170 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Such alliteration. I'm in awe. Like 6 B words in a row and not one of them is bitch.


[–] mojofrododojo 70 points 2 months ago

and yet it's there, I can hear it when I read the words. poetry. <chef's kiss> so good

[–] TheBat 128 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Please don't be mean to Mickey Rourke

[–] UltraMagnus0001 58 points 2 months ago
[–] Donnywholovedbowling 43 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Almost guarantee she's taken more shots to the face

[–] Dkarma 7 points 2 months ago

And Rourke plays the good guy sometimes.

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[–] [email protected] 127 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I heard someone refer to her as Barney Rubble and I just can't get that image out of my head.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Reminds of the SNL joke about Kyrsten Sinema looks like all of the members of the Scooby Doo gang simultaneously.

It doesn't seem possible but when you look at her it's somehow true.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I didn't catch that on SNL. That's pretty funny.

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[–] cmbabul 45 points 2 months ago

That’s insulting to Barney

[–] feedum_sneedson 103 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is entirely what I've come to expect from American politics.

[–] TwoBeeSan 40 points 2 months ago

Fall of rome stage.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't go giving us butches a bad name like that.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Being bad built is a prerequisite for it being a problem.

[–] MotoAsh 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How much is caveman genetics and how much is crossfit, though? Seeing her flop like a fish hanging on a hook and calling it exercise... uh... yea that could go either way.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This country is run by toddlers...

[–] Phegan 39 points 2 months ago (8 children)

One party is run by toddlers

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

No, by scheming cowards appealing to toddlers-minded adults, like all countries more or less.

[–] AgentGrimstone 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I never condone attacks on one's appearance but that thing is asking for it.

[–] pyre 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i always condone it against fascists.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's why they used to put so much work into fashion! Only Hugo Boss can make those assholes look ok

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (2 children)

and it's crockett with the a steel chair of alliteration to the back of greenes head

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[–] xpinchx 12 points 2 months ago

Fr she must've had that loaded

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Welp since she's the one who started the shit show. Here.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You really don't have to body shame MTG for her butch build. That's what her spork toes are for.

[–] JeeBaiChow 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

C'mon man. Don't add insult to ugly.

Oh she's a politician? Then by all means, fire away!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not just any politician. She's trying to enact a theological fascist regime. All is fair in love and war.

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[–] RizzRustbolt 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whoever told Marge that she should punch above her weight class needs to be fired.

[–] bazus1 6 points 2 months ago

Deep-cover leftist operative. Let them do their job.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Marjorie's face looks like a brick tried to pass itself off as a pod-person.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Every time I see her I'm reminded of the scene in The Office where Dwight is wearing the face of the CPR dummy.

[–] SmackemWittadic 15 points 2 months ago

This is unreasonably accurate

[–] KAYDUBELL 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No way she doesn’t have way more Neanderthal DNA than the general population.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

fucking margarine titan greene anime villain monster creature looking ass. may she rot for a thousand eternities and be estranged by every family member

[–] ParabolicMotion 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why are our tax dollars paying any of these people? I’d rather take their salaries and divide it amongst people who donate blood, platelets, plasma, and bone marrow for free. Tell these political figures that if they truly cared about Americans they’d do their job for the same pay as some first year, public school teacher who only has a bachelor’s degree, while teaching in one of the toughest areas of a big city. I’m so sick of all these spoiled, dolled up, high class [public figures] being paid to run their mouths. Sorry, I had to replace a word in that comment to stifle how I truly feel.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Swear away friend. As long as you’re not inciting violence or using slurs/language to intimidate, have at it.

Malcom Tucker will always be my favourite go to when insulting politicians (or anyone actually) “You’re a fucking omnishambles, that’s what you are. You’re like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you just fuck up.”

[–] FreakinSteve 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I cant eat mashed potatoes at KFC without thinking of her and her sporkfeet

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[–] Breezy 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

On god the way she said it then went off on every even AOC was just splendid. Its a shame shes wasted in texas and will probably get voted out after her first term in congress.

[–] Akumakins 10 points 2 months ago

She is the chosen successor to the late Eddie Bernice Johnson, who held the 30th district for 30 years, and won almost 80% of the vote, so we'll probably be seeing her for a long while.

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