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[–] [email protected] 113 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

All of you were working on the train!?!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It was a train conductors' meeting, they hold it on board a moving train, which is scary because all the conductors are at the meeting so nobody's available to actually drive. Entire generations of conductors have been lost this way.

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[–] Thcdenton 5 points 5 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How else would you draw a female hotdog? No tits and it looks like another dude just like all the ones I've eaten before

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That should depend on if hot dogs are made from more than 1 gender of pig. Or dog. Or hotdog worm. Or whatever tf they make hotdogs out of.

[–] roguetrick 3 points 5 months ago

Listen bud, English might've lost it's way but we've still got Indo-European roots, so even rocks need genders.

[–] TropicalDingdong 40 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Is nobody going to mention the face, stilettos and hand bag this business weiner is also carrying?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Well I didn't notice the stilettos, but now I'm even more confused by that stance she's taken. I don't want to question hotdog anatomy but who walks around like that?? (Crabs- crabs do.)

[–] cley_faye 9 points 6 months ago

It's also hotdog-spreading, I mean, look at that legs opening.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I want that hot dogussy Chicago style !

[–] Deadeyegai 7 points 6 months ago

Titties dragged through the garden?

[–] pootsforjesus 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Oh snap, I’ll never forget that hot dog. That’s Chipmunks in Chicago. I think they changed their name to “Chipmonks” though.

[–] numberfour002 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

As an ass man, I didn't even notice the wiener titties at first because I couldn't take my eyes off her buns.

[–] meliaesc 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it's okay if humanity dies out. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

as long as we die between some buns

[–] 9point6 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] 9point6 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I don't like where his life seems to have taken him

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Probably better than putting a vag on her. Good call.

[–] Jerkface 7 points 6 months ago

You know what somebody's going to go and do now.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Is she... squatting? With her... erm... weiner hanging down?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[–] Son_of_dad 10 points 6 months ago

How else is she gonna feed the cocktail weenies?

[–] paddirn 10 points 6 months ago

Wait, shouldn’t it have 4 teats on it? That’s usually how many cows have. Or… is it made from people?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Real hot dogs have between 6 and 10 nips, otherwise they are called sparkly wieners.

[–] erp 3 points 5 months ago

And they can only be marketed as a 'hot dog' if they are produced in the Titiller region of France

[–] hardcoreufo 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Hold on I have an app for that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Putting hot into hotdog

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why is the kid's forehead melting?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's Alvin, of Alvin and the Chipmunks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Why is Alvin, of Alvin and the chipmunks head melting?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

That's the 3% of the hot dog that's breast meat.

[–] x4740N 5 points 6 months ago

That shade of brown isn't helping

It looks more like shit than a hotdog

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 5 points 6 months ago

This is the best fucking thing I've ever seen

[–] Reddfugee42 5 points 5 months ago

Spread eagle legs too.

[–] GratefullyGodless 4 points 6 months ago

Since she's a weiner and boobs, does this mean she can give herself a titjob?

[–] MissJinx 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] HowManyNimons 3 points 6 months ago

I have bad news for you.

[–] Toneswirly 3 points 6 months ago

...the fuck?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

That's what makes it hot.

[–] robocall 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do you think that's lettuce or relish that she's wearing?

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