hardcoreufo

I used to read Ctrl Alt delete and penny arcade all the time. Just stopped reading web comics at some point. Completely missed this meme for a decade on the Internet as well. Was very confused first time I came across it a few years ago.

It's 1993

I rubbed my dog's belly, for the glory of the empire.

They are more like the monkeys at the beginning of 2001 banging on the monolith.

Which is why conservative "comedy" is just a bunch of slurs. They can't come up with actual jokes.

I rewatch that crossfire clip regularly. It's my happy place.

I used to like going to the lake theater on weekdays I had off. Usually pretty empty, can get a nice burger and a beer and see a movie.

I stopped going because I'd almost get run over by rich, blonde women, driving large luxury SUVs while texting their real housewives of lake Oswego chat every single time. Haven't been down that way in a decade and don't miss it.

I assume the opening act is a performance art piece watching Bobert and her date getting handsy with each other.

They'll find a way to charge for the orgasm button. At minimum it will be a monthly subscription.

I don't think I ever made it past the werewolf castle level without cheats.

Oh man such a great game. Great couch co-op.

The US has an island we can strand him on for the rest of his life.