Jerkface

joined 2 years ago
[–] Jerkface 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

That game seemed so underappreciated. I would be thrilled if I could have another LAN party with it.

[–] Jerkface 11 points 1 week ago
[–] Jerkface 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

... May I see it?

[–] Jerkface 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Billionaire could just be doing it for kicks.

[–] Jerkface 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Today, the primary responsibilities of U.S. Marshals include protecting federal judges and witnesses, transporting federal prisoners, apprehending federal fugitives, and managing assets seized from criminal enterprises.

Oh, sweet.

The President, with the advice and consent of the Senate, appoints U.S. Marshals for a 4-year term.

Oh. Oh no.

https://www.gao.gov/assets/a91787.html#:~:text=The%20President%2C%20with%20the%20advice,for%20a%204%2Dyear%20term.

[–] Jerkface 3 points 3 weeks ago

There must be some sort of place somewhere for people like... Wait, what were we talking about?

[–] Jerkface 8 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Why don't you have a vague about it

[–] Jerkface 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Well if I smoke four (for the health benefits), then it's like I worked out twice!

[–] Jerkface 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Once they have control of all the people and property used to commit that violence... I mean, it's not going to stay within US borders, is it?

[–] Jerkface 5 points 4 weeks ago

Where are you going? Get back here!

[–] Jerkface 12 points 1 month ago

Aqua Teens 1000's of years ago

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO...

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