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Frakkin Cylons! I knew it!

Say, where can I get some of those square rocks, for uh, reasons?

You may attract python too!

Car companies cry in bankrupt

Look at the high falootin rich folks throwin away a perfectly good retread like that.

Now, therefore, as president I shall urge the Congress to enact the Writ of Habeas Dorkus, requiring a person under the influence of cerebral diarrhea to be brought before some type of human greater than 4 and one-half years of age, especially to secure the person's sufficient mental competence to be able to wipe their own ass without first tuning in to the TV for guidance, specific instruction, and moral support.

It's just recliner theater, I tell ya!

Please run for congress. Now.

Saw a kid puke in the pool once on a Disney cruise. You shoulda seen those cast members come running in full hazmat suits and shut down the entire deck! A finely tuned machine, like swappin tires at the Indy 500. If Disney ever got into the military-industrial complex they would take over the world. Worth every penny.

The list is disappointingly missing many variants, such as:

1. The Spork (an invention commonly attributed to Samuel W. Francis, but which remains in doubt)
2. The Knork, from the popular show Knork and Knindy (knanu-knanu)
3. Neptune's trident (four out of five dentists recommend it)
4. Cluster fork (as experienced by yours truly at least once per fortnight when production goes down)
5. The most ancient and purest form of all: the monofork, aka kebap skewer

There is nothing on that seasonal display barge worth 150 dollary-doos. Or is there? What year is it and what's the inflation rate?

I'm also mildly concerned about the handcuffs in the top-shelf plastic bin.

This individual has more debt than the United States government.