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submitted 9 months ago by Maven to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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[–] [email protected] 68 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This couldn't be me, I resent my interests

[–] snf 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of this dialogue from Ghost World

Enid : You know, we need to find a place where you can go to meet women who share your interests.
Seymour : Well maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests.

[–] funnystuff97 16 points 9 months ago

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."

-Groucho Marx

[–] EdibleFriend 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I resent your interests too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Harsh, but fair

[–] MargotRobbie 28 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wait a minute, I know her, that's the woman who's responsible for causing all the problem in my life!

I'll bet she's posting something really dumb on the Internet right now.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 4 points 9 months ago

She's still smug after being Time Person of the Year in 2006.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I loved you in Slaughterhouse Rulez

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (6 children)

It bothers me that the height chart suggests there are 10 inches in a foot

[–] lancecobra 12 points 9 months ago

What about the fact that 4 feet is ankle height yet his entire torso is only 1 foot tall?

[–] Maven 11 points 9 months ago

Oh god I didn't even notice that

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I just had to look it up, you guys really don't have it easy with your measurements. Miles, Yard, foot, inch and nothing matches up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

And yet every time we suggest switching to metric the very vocal minority claims it's all actually very easy and switching wouldn't be worth the hassle anyway. We'd actually save money if we switched to metric, by reducing the number of errors caused by bad measurements, but whatever, kermudgeons gonna kermudgeon.

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[–] bisby 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I was at a track meet once and the lady running high jump was doing a horrible job. She was finally figuring out what she was doing and said : OK, we got this. Next height will be 5'12"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

This lady is one of the many reasons we need metric.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper 1 points 9 months ago

How tall are you in Olympic swimming pools?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Am I being doxxed?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

How the hell did you know? Are you buying my data from Google?

[–] Cinnamon3431 11 points 9 months ago

relatable meme

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Holy shit, I'm white?! I can go jogging!

[–] trashgirlfriend 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

By being white you are actually contractually bound to go jogging by blood

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

As a white person, I feel the need to arbitrate these contractual obligations and negotiate more favorable terms.

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[–] budgard 9 points 9 months ago

Wait.. I don't enjoy my interests.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This makes me think of a friend's child years ago, who was going around asking all the adults, "how tall are you for your height?"

Which was met with confusion, and the child asking more and more emphatically. I think what the kid was trying to get at was, "are you tall for your age?".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

I am old for my age for sure

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Three out of four ain't bad.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

bonus point: You were born at the age of 0 years

[–] dopeshark 5 points 9 months ago

Also naked 💀

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (5 children)

This couldn't be me, I have been born -1 times

[–] dylanTheDeveloper 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Im sorry but -1 is null depending on type so technically you don't exist right now

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[–] Tixanou 6 points 9 months ago

That is so me

[–] Cryophilia 6 points 9 months ago

2meirl4meirl

[–] STRIKINGdebate2 5 points 9 months ago

Wow. You've got me.

[–] bfg9k 5 points 9 months ago

literally me

[–] Jackcooper 4 points 9 months ago

I feel so seen

[–] frankgrimeszz 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don’t enjoy my interests. :(

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Oh yeah then explain why sometimes I don't enjoy my favorite foods or interests

[–] NegativeLookBehind 4 points 9 months ago

How did you know?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 9 months ago

Represents me perfectly, thanks OP

[–] SpaceNoodle 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

C section counts. No stupid Macbeth rules.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 3 points 9 months ago

This meme got vibe checked by anhedonia

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

People with anhedonia: No, I don't think I will.

[–] bruhduh 2 points 9 months ago

Harold smile lookin bro

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Those people are actually less than two foot tall.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

You're only as tall as your total height, you know. Enjoy your own favorites and don't waste much time not enjoying your non-favorites.

[–] Bunnylux 2 points 9 months ago

'at least once' I see you're including the evangelicals

[–] SouravSatvaya 1 points 9 months ago

Oh crap! I forgot, I had to born once. Totally forgot and born multiple times.

[–] hperrin 1 points 9 months ago

Born at least once

Extreme fetishists: Finally, some representation.

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