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[–] FilthyShrooms 42 points 9 months ago

When you're playing a video game and forget what a health potion is called:

[–] banichan 37 points 9 months ago

Lego India Johns 🀣

[–] turbowafflz 30 points 9 months ago

I almost lost my legs when The Object fell out of someone's purse in front of me in a line

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

I knew my wife took my piece of string

[–] flicker 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have a giant bottle of crushed red pepper but otherwise it's pretty accurate.

[–] frickineh 18 points 9 months ago

I have Cholula, but yeah basically. Oh, wait, no, I don't have Colorado but that's because I live in Colorado and I think it would create some kind of paradox or black hole or something if I kept it in my purse.

[–] visc 17 points 9 months ago

β€œseeds of revolution”

β€œPerihelion (the concept)”

[–] MrJameGumb 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.

Now I want cheese and I don't have any here...

[–] Viking_Hippie 3 points 9 months ago

The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.

Always has been. πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ”«πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yes it's true. I periodically slip away to the lady's room to consult my Constitution of Botswana.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

my Constitution of Botswana

Oh come on, it's not yours. It's Botswana's!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 2 points 9 months ago

But I keep a copy of it in my purse. It's MY copy of the Constitution of Botswana.

[–] clemdemort 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Can you share your Lego Indiana Jones copy? pls plz plz plz pretty plz πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

[–] franklin 10 points 9 months ago

That's Lego India Johns to you

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The Internet. Men see a woman and immediately ask her a photo of her Lego Indiana Johns II.

[–] clemdemort 1 points 9 months ago

no no, I just don't have a purse yet! :3

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

wtf this is so accurate

[–] MountainGoat 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My wife said "yeah, they're just missing tampons"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

What do you think the constitution of Botswana is for?

[–] EnderMB 5 points 9 months ago

As a Brit, I wish more women would carry a bottle of HP Sauce with them. Beautiful with a sausage roll.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Is there a purse in their purse?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Instruction unclear: I took the "okasmeme" labeled purse out of the purse and now reality is collapsing. wdid? halp

[–] RBWells 3 points 9 months ago

I do have always gaming dice, a Rubik's Cube and a crow whistle; but miss the purse I had in high school that seemed to always have exactly what was needed at any given time. If someone needed a screwdriver, I'd have accidentally left one in my purse, really anything anyone asked for that was purse sized would always be there that day. One time I had a chicken sandwich when someone said they were hungry, even though I didn't usually put food in there. It was the most useful purse ever and I've never had another magic one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

OMG THULIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!1!!!1!1!!!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Only discerning women carry the Clue VCR edition.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

"Glory to Botswana!" ~the secret vow of womanhood

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Then why don’t women ever loan me some of their thallium when I ask?