Respectability Rule : 196

[–] [email protected] 229 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Then you have a kid and you spend the rest of your life

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 60 points 9 months ago (6 children)

If kids are creme pies, and kids grow up to be adults, then we are all creampies.

[–] unreachable 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)

creampie goblin

[–] YarHarSuperstar 13 points 9 months ago

I'm taking that username so nobody else can

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

You sure are there, squirt.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

HAH

I'm lab grown

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 9 points 9 months ago

Ooh let's come up with a nickname for your kind... you're a test tube baby, so a tuber 🥔🍠 (potato emojis)

or

You! Tuber!

[–] colorlessness 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

We are all cream pies on this blessed day

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[–] motor_spirit 11 points 9 months ago

👌👌👌

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 82 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Socially acceptable, How about this song from the classy 1920s:

"Oh I got nipples on my titties the size of my thumb

I got sumthin' between my legs that'll make a man cum"

I don't remember the last rest of the lyrics but damn what a banger

[–] Viking_Hippie 44 points 9 months ago

The magnificent Lucille Bogan

And here's another great one of hers

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You left out the part of the lyrics where the man is dead.

[–] wreckedcarzz 11 points 9 months ago

Well, not anymore

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[–] unreachable 15 points 9 months ago

sang by Nicky Minaj

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 9 months ago

[+] Paddzr 69 points 9 months ago (2 children)

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[–] lemmyseikai 80 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I do when my employer questions my call out.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If my employer questioned my call out, my next call would be the union rep.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“Lolz, what union?” - My Boss

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Depends on your social circles I guess.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Name a social circle where you can use language like in the first example, and it's acceptable.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Furry Discord servers

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm learning a lot today

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Cums with the territory.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

[–] Restaldt 9 points 9 months ago

🍍

[–] [email protected] 54 points 9 months ago

Friends who are OK talking about and don't shame you about sex. Also friends who have a sense of fucking humor.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago (1 children)

this one

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

Well you got me there

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

I know several people in the kink community who would congratulate and be enthusiastically happy for someone who said the first, but would only politely say "congrats" to the second.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

A BDSM munch comes to mind.

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[–] redempt 45 points 9 months ago

yes that's what euphemisms are for

[–] SendMePhotos 40 points 9 months ago

You can say anything you want to anyone, but there's usually a better way to say it.

[+] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (5 children)

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[–] TAYRN 32 points 9 months ago

It is a joke. People will openly tell you "we're trying for a baby."

What that actually means is "we're fucking like rabbits", and the fact that that's socially okay to say is kinda funny.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I just like that someone is getting laid every night and that is part of their best life. In fact, I assumed the hot messy creampie woman is managing her fertility as she sees fit.

Also jizz is totally a drug. Dopemine, I think.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And yet the doctor tells me I have to stop snorting jizz because it's "bad for my lungs". Like, ok narc smh

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[–] FlyingSquid 18 points 9 months ago

My wife got pregnant on our first try. Yes, I am that potent.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

We live in a susiety.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

And when they do get pregnant I'm the asshole for saying "congratulations on your successful ejaculation!"

[–] psycho_driver 9 points 9 months ago

I'll take girl #1, Pat.