The monkey's paw curls....
Around hitlers dick
This. Especially the second half.
The awwwwtism range
And amphetamine
FYI teams has a setting to block direct calls and an automated voice message for missed calls.
Mine has been set to reject calls and play an automated message letting the caller know to ping me first on teams ever since my company decided it was an amazing idea to forward every employee's office phone number/calls to our God damned teams account.
I despise spam calls and refuse to take calls unless asked first
A thief to be
Looking for opportunity
He did not specify "not through the interior of the solar system then out the other side"
What are they going to hit?
100 miles of grass in any direction?
You should always do your crime out in the ocean. Maritime law and all that
Never sign anything. If they don't have your signature they can't prove you did anything.
There is also always money in the banana stand.
In bigger company's C levels manage VPs who manage directors who manage managers
It's management alll the way down
One of my favorites
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Hell yeah.
Fuck adobe.
I submitted a complaint about this exact thing to one of the government sites so im going to pretend I had a part in this