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I've graduated from the Squidward school of hard knocks but Im trying to model myself as more of a Squilliam these days.

Any idea where the Squilliam School of Applied Fuckery is located?

I just skip the whole process and make it all up

Smoking weed and playing video games most of the day hasnt worked so far but im no quitter

Why does this feel like forbidden knowledge

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Daisy daisy give me your answer sooon

Im half crazy all for the love of you

a cuddly baby tapir

The block user button: "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power"

Idk man there is a reason silver is always second

Emerald was the best pokemon game of all time

Yes but is the Roman empire happy?

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Neither the Republican controlled Congress nor the conservative SCOTUS will impeach Trump for overreaching or infringing on the Constitution

Counter point: they will remove him just after the two year mark once his usefulness-conflagration ratio has burned out and install president vance ... for an entire fucking decade

Who knew the "Little C" in Little Ceasars stood for little cheese