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[–] [email protected] 229 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Then you have a kid and you spend the rest of your life

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 60 points 1 year ago (5 children)

If kids are creme pies, and kids grow up to be adults, then we are all creampies.

[–] unreachable 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] YarHarSuperstar 13 points 1 year ago

I'm taking that username so nobody else can

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Can't get pregnant that way

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

You sure are there, squirt.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 9 points 1 year ago

Ooh let's come up with a nickname for your kind... you're a test tube baby, so a tuber 🥔🍠 (potato emojis)

or

You! Tuber!

[–] colorlessness 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We are all cream pies on this blessed day

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 8 points 1 year ago

every year when everybody has birthday parties, everybody should serve creampies instead of birthday cakes. Because of the symbolism.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's an awkward scary part of our life. Fierce competition. Won by pure luck.

Not long after our first breath of air we start regretting our life choices.

[–] glorious_albus 6 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure Hitchhiker's Guide has a quote about this

[–] motor_spirit 11 points 1 year ago