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Respectability Rule (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 229 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Then you have a kid and you spend the rest of your life

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 60 points 10 months ago (5 children)

If kids are creme pies, and kids grow up to be adults, then we are all creampies.

[–] unreachable 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)

creampie goblin

[–] YarHarSuperstar 13 points 10 months ago

I'm taking that username so nobody else can

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Can't get pregnant that way

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

You sure are there, squirt.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

HAH

I'm lab grown

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 9 points 10 months ago

Ooh let's come up with a nickname for your kind... you're a test tube baby, so a tuber 🥔🍠 (potato emojis)

You! Tuber!

[–] colorlessness 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

We are all cream pies on this blessed day

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 8 points 10 months ago

every year when everybody has birthday parties, everybody should serve creampies instead of birthday cakes. Because of the symbolism.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

GOOD point

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's an awkward scary part of our life. Fierce competition. Won by pure luck.

Not long after our first breath of air we start regretting our life choices.

[–] glorious_albus 6 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure Hitchhiker's Guide has a quote about this

[–] motor_spirit 11 points 10 months ago

👌👌👌