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I dont know why they have to lie about it. At $5/8ft board you'd think I paid for the full 1.5. Edit: I mixed up nominal with actual.

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[–] Carighan 169 points 6 months ago (13 children)

Shouldn't the normal size be 2? Given, well, the name?

[–] [email protected] 172 points 6 months ago (16 children)

You'd think so, but no.
Short story is the 'nominal' size is the size before going into a planer to smooth the faces.
Yes, it makes little sense, like many things related to construction stuff.

[–] cosmicrookie 111 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah sorry. The tree was originally 50ft tall so we call the pieces that. But you only get 3ft

Is like buying 1200lbs steaks because that's what the cow weighs before it gets parted

[–] SchmidtGenetics 78 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Better example would be raw vs cooked weight of a 1/4lb paddy.

[–] SpaceNoodle 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's a very small area to grow rice in.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Or a very offended Irish person.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

Exactly. Because it is easier to weigh the correct amount before cooking than find out you were wrong after.

But you should probably be feeding Patrick more.

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[–] maniacal_gaff 24 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] bhmnscmm 33 points 6 months ago (2 children)

And if you're a fan of quotation marks you could call it a "2"x4"."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (6 children)

You have to escape the quotes....

"2\"x4\"" or use differing quotes '2"x4"'

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

You did that on purpose, you misanthrope.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

ah the infamous NaN lumber 🤣

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The two-by-fours at your local home center are not 2 inches thick or 4 inches wide...not anymore at least. They spent several weeks at that size though. The sawmill cut them to that size to stack and kiln dry, and then when removed from the kiln they are then milled straight and square. Used to be they would sell the rough stock to carpenters who would do the milling themselves, but then they figured out that the railroads were charging them a fortune to ship a lot of wood that was going to be ground to sawdust anyway, so they started milling the boards before shipment. Same amount of construction lumber arrives at the construction site and it took less fuel for the locomotive to deliver it.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (6 children)

they are then milled straight and square

Lol. Trying to find lumber that's straight and square is a pipe dream these days.

[–] Wrench 23 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It was straight and square when it was milled. Problem is that the big box stores cut corners during the kiln drying phase, so the boards have a ton of moisture still in them. As that dries, the boards twist and cup.

Plus poor protection from the elements at each storage step, which means rapid temp changes, which also causes wood movement.

Go to a local lumber yard. They tend to do a better job at kiln drying. You're still going to have warped boards, but far fewer in my experience.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Lumber is weird because it has been industry standard to lie about dimensions since before the US existed so it’s just kinda a thing they get to do

[–] cosmicrookie 28 points 6 months ago (5 children)

No its not Maybe in the US? At least here, it is and has to be, very precise especially when it comes to industry quality. It is precise down to the mm!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but they measure in feet and cheesburgers.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

And lies, don't forget the lies

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Alternative facts, thank you very much

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[–] SchmidtGenetics 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (14 children)

How does that work when wood varies due to moisture content? If they give precise mm measurements, only 20% of boards will meet those criteria.

All they are giving is the planned dimensions instead of nominal in mm form, it’s still not precise, it can’t be.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Construction lumber, especially pressure treated lumber, is sold so wet I don't think it really matters. I've actually never tried to calculate wood movement for construction lumber because who the fuck cares? But for furniture lumber which is dried to between 6 and 14% moisture, there is a formula:

width of the board in inches x percentage of moisture change * expansion coefficient for a particular species.

Yellow pine (extremely common construction lumber) has an expansion coefficient of .00263. A 2x4 (actual dimension 1.5" by 3.5") that undergoes a 4% moisture content change will grow/shrink 3.54.00263 = 0.03682 inches, or just over 1/32". That's in width; it'll vary by less than half that in thickness. Wood basically doesn't move along the grain; the board won't get appreciably longer or shorter.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Bullshit. Wood expands and contracts so ther is no way you can be precious down to the mm.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

That's why the standards specify the moisture content of the wood as well as the dimensions. This is even the case for US standards.

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[–] themeatbridge 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It's not exactly a lie, just a standard. Nominal board sizes were based on the unfinished lumber size. Another 1/4 inch is taken off each side to get a smooth surface that makes it easier to work with.

Here's an old image (reddit warning)

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2F6Oy1DmXVFs0lyKxq9OmjaI-2gsPj8QO6joLlY1rB7m4.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4fa73a2eaf8d96d4de26378be1ba9c404b210685

that shows the rough cuts of boards from a log. When they look at a log, they determine how many of each size they can get from it, and at that point, a 2x4 is 2 inches by 4 inches.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Why does the consumer need to know the dimensions at harvest when it's been processed multiple times?

That's like calling an 4oz can of evaporated milk a gallon because it came from a gallon of milk before processing (I have no clue on the ratio)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I it’s like calling a quarter pounder a quarter pounder. You are not getting a quarter bound of burger after cooking.

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[–] gdog05 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I agree with this. Use whatever system you need or want internally, but there's no reason to force whatever archaic or industry system onto a consumer. Logcutters also use a 1"=1/4 system and that is how they sell wood. A piece of wood that is 2" thick is sold as 8/4. Not 2". I get that they have their system but it seems dickish to force the consumer to use that system. There could be a good argument for it, but I've not heard one beyond "what, can't you do math?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

but there's no reason to force whatever archaic or industry system onto a consumer

Sure there is. Look up the concept of a “standard” if you don’t understand the reasons.

Standards only work when they don’t change

[–] SchmidtGenetics 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

It’s like a 1/4lb paddy being a different weight before and after cooking. They can’t tell you the final weight, since it’s always going to be different. Same with wood.

The woods final actual dimensions can vary, so they tell you its original size.

A 2x10 can be anywhere from 9-3/8thick down do 8-3/4 depending on how it dries.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_ 14 points 6 months ago

Not entirely true. I lived in a house that was just over a century old. The framing was exactly what it said it was, a 2x4 was 2” by 4”. Same for all the structure. These were mill cut, but still pretty clean. It was WW2-ish and after that we started to get planed lumber that gave us 1.5x3.5. It wasn’t even until probably the early part of the 1900s that lumber started to become “dimensional”, as in the standard sizes we know of today.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (10 children)

As if american measurements have ever made sense. Look up how they measure screws or wires and despair.

[–] shalafi 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Or shotgun shell sizes and loads.

"It all started in 1840 when the dram was a common unit of measurement..."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And they all had onions on their belts as was the style at the time.

[–] jaybone 5 points 6 months ago

Five bees for a nickel.

[–] Throw_away_migrator 8 points 6 months ago

Expect for the .410 gauge. That one is a caliber, because reasons

[–] AnUnusualRelic 10 points 6 months ago (11 children)

It's a wonder they manage to build anything. They have pocket calculators dedicated to the building industry. It's surreal.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

The convention is 2" before milling. Milling takes off 1/4"on each side, so the result is 1.5".

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[–] kn33 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They were when the name was made, but due to changes in the manufacturing process, they aren't anymore. The name stuck, though.

https://www.popsci.com/two-by-four-lumber-measurements-explained/

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So don’t fret. The next bundle of 2-by-4s you pick up in the hardware store are certain to be the exact same size: 1.5-by-3.5 inches.

So they can measure precisely, after all

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] astanix 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

It's due to the milling to square it.

You can get rough cut 2x4 or 2x2 or anything that are actually that size but by the time you trim and square it you will end up at the measurements sold in big box stores

Edit: I mean the size they used to be in store, not OPs version :(

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