Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Now it's a wrecked angle.

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My, how the tables have returned!

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A small medium at large.

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"Quit stalking me!"

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... I think it was Farmer Geddon.

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I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day.

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It's a little meteor.

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Lemon aid.

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Because everyone kneads it.

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Now I tell Yo-Yo Ma jokes, which are much classier.

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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bay gulls.

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Elemen-tree school.

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A waist of time.

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They're far too dense

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...he gives me the crepes.

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B.

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I'm glad I'm over that eelness.

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They're all too negative to get along.

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...people had to weave their own sigourneys by hand?

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The orcas' trait is they orchestrate

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But I've been taking steps to avoid it.

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Crows had to drink at home.

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