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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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Elemen-tree school.

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[–] Usernameblankface 5 points 1 month ago

In height school they learn to branch out into new subjects

[–] misterwu 4 points 1 month ago

Baumschule ("Tree School"), is the German word for plant nursery

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Some go to Elm-entary.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just leave

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Leaf him alone!

[–] the_dopamine_fiend 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't listen to them, we're rooting for you!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, you've got friends here, bud!