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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bay gulls.

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[–] pdxfed 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Shouldn't the delivery be "bagels"?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Meh. It just works better spoken, versus in writing.

[–] Jafoo 1 points 1 month ago

I'm surprised they're not considered Bay City Roll-Gulls

[–] lemonmelon 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Brak, is that you?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

hey ho hey

don't touch me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

ʘ‿ʘ

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

And then the other gulls would eat them.

[–] Everythingispenguins 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What do you call them when they fly over the garbage dump?

[–] Zachariah 5 points 1 month ago

Same. Just because it’s full of trash doesn’t mean it’s no longer the sea.