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If given to a family member; time is relative.
If drinking vodka, time is Absolute.
If toking a bowl; some belts are reversible!
And Orion's belt is a waist of space.
heheh
New dnd item just dropped
"Impressive Xindium's Waist of Time"
How about a "timing belt"?
this post was submitted on 09 May 2024
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