Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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A waist of time.

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[–] j4k3 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If given to a family member; time is relative.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If drinking vodka, time is Absolute.

[–] j4k3 3 points 1 month ago

If toking a bowl; some belts are reversible!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Cyanide and Happiness comic on this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

And Orion's belt is a waist of space.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

heheh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

New dnd item just dropped

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

"Impressive Xindium's Waist of Time"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

How about a "timing belt"?