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🎵 We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon... 🎶
But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune!
"That's not how it happened!"
"Oh yeah? I'd like to see your degree in fungineering."
I was expecting some sort of "It's out of this world" punchline
In the land of cheese 'n seas, this one brings the mete
Well both are fusion cuisine
Hey angel, did you give the dinosaurs more muscle like I asked?
this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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