It's Edam shame when these things devolve into cheesy puns.

It's clearly a bicep.

Small orange mushroom, people are saying.

Transgender->Transgunder->Transgundem->Trans gunned 'em

My god, it was the transes all along! And they hid it in plain sight!

This story speaks very much to the contrary.

I'm guessing the election still goes ahead even if they get rid of Rishi beforehand?

Finally!

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There ain't no comment chain and there never was.

Cheerfully withdrawn.

Do you think any of those things you suggested are more likely than the cause of death being the knee in his back?

It's always fun to introduce someone to RAS syndrome, although your definition of fun may vary from mine.