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What did the lettuce say to the celery?
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I don't have thyme for this.
Celery responded "If you don't like it just leaf."
"It's all in your head!"
Leaf me alone!
'Fine' said the Celery, 'let's end this here and now' as he drew his Scimitar.
*lettuce end this here
this post was submitted on 16 May 2024
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