PopcornPrincess

joined 11 months ago
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Why do they never think people can stack rocks? in c/insanepeoplefacebook
Fuck the man. in c/memes
[–] PopcornPrincess 4 points 20 hours ago

The cat is clearly on holiday.

Fuck the man. in c/memes
[–] PopcornPrincess 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Probably an Istanbul kitty.

Yea, sure, I mean I guess... in c/[email protected]
[–] PopcornPrincess 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Quack

which one do you prefer? having kids or no kids? and why?? in c/[email protected]
[–] PopcornPrincess 2 points 2 days ago

Same boat. We didn’t realize we wanted it until it was happening. It sometimes isn’t so black-and-white.

What's was your favourite fast food product that unfortunately got retired and never came back? in c/[email protected]
[–] PopcornPrincess 4 points 2 days ago

The Mac Jr (1 patty, no middle bun). I used to order it with a small fry. I’m small, so it was the perfect size for me so I could finish everything and not be stuffed.

Teenagers still doing cinnamon challenge in c/[email protected]
[–] PopcornPrincess 10 points 5 days ago

Maybe he’s allergic to cats or something.

Do you recognise any usernames on Lemmy? in c/asklemmy
[–] PopcornPrincess 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Again not a scam but in order for this to become official, I must get to know you. What is the make and model of your first car? Also what’s your favorite food? And what’s the name of your first pet? Again not a scam, I just want to get to know you better.

Which websites do you visit daily that you think others should know about? in c/asklemmy
[–] PopcornPrincess 5 points 5 days ago

I’m surprised nobody listed troll sites..

Do you recognise any usernames on Lemmy? in c/asklemmy
[–] PopcornPrincess 6 points 5 days ago

Lemmy supports Margot, no questions.

Do you recognise any usernames on Lemmy? in c/asklemmy
[–] PopcornPrincess 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Yes, it is I Wife. I exist. (Not a scam)

People who started learning a second language, how has it made you aware how broken English is ? in c/asklemmy
[–] PopcornPrincess 1 points 6 days ago

I say “correct” more frequently now when in agreement instead of “right.” 🤷‍♀️

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What dads really want this Father's Day is _________. (self.askouija)
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How do you annoy a robot? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 3 weeks ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes
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Keep pushing its buttons.

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Why is money called dough? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 1 month ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes
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Because everyone kneads it.

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4 out of 5 dentists recommend ______ (self.askouija)
submitted 1 month ago by PopcornPrincess to c/askouija
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What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 2 months ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes
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What a re-leaf!

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes
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The food is great, but there's no atmosphere.

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What’s another name for a frozen burrito? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 2 months ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes
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A burrrrrito 🥶

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What’s a golfer’s favorite snack? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 2 months ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes
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A sand wedge.

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When does a bee decide to get married? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes
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After they’ve found their honey, of course. 🐝

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 3 months ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes
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Take away their tiny brooms. 🥌🧹

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What award did the dentist win? (self.dadjokes)
submitted 3 months ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes
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A little plaque.

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My neighbor is too scared to grow an apple tree. (self.dadjokes)
submitted 3 months ago by PopcornPrincess to c/dadjokes
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So I told him to grow a pear.

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