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[–] [email protected] 178 points 1 year ago (3 children)

21 stone?! I swear you guys will use anything instead of metric

[–] Thranduil 77 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Actually stone is used by the brits instead of americans

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

21 stone is approximately 1.54 Americans, by my calculations. Another weird unit of measure but who am I to judge?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

I do believe that's the joke.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was already wondering that. Whether they're Americans or British, they seem to have the same fear of using logical measuring systems like metric

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Haha I don't think it's about fear. It's probably about having hundreds of years of using those measurements, and it being very baked in to the language used between people to communicate.

Nobody wants to have to translate between kg and stone all the time. It's tedious. If you live in a country where all your interactions are going to be in one measurement then you're probably just going to go along with everyone else.

Even down to 'goin down the pub for a pint' being a commonly used phrase which doesn't have the same ring when it's ''goin down the pub for a half litre'.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm impressed that it only took a quarter of a dozen fortnights.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stone only makes sense for people used to pounds, shillings and pence. For instance, "This costs 3 pound, 4 shilling and 8", and, "I weight 12 stone, 6 pounds and 3 ounces".

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[–] FlyingSquid 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm glad it worked for him, but if someone did that to me, I'd probably get fatter just out of spite.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 30 points 1 year ago

Fine! Fine! I'll go jogging, you bastard!

[–] Saltblue 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd probably get fatter just out of spite.

-Gets fatter

-Has heart attack

-Dies

-Friend: there it goes the fat f*****t

[–] Macaroni_ninja 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For the US users, that's 0.79 Danny DeVitos

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

According to the questionable celebrity health statistics website I found... Danny DeVito is 70kg, which is 11 stone... So it's more like the chef lost almost 1.9 Danny DeVitos. We Americans may have weird measuring systems, but we take them seriously!

[–] Macaroni_ninja 11 points 1 year ago

My apologies, I accidentally divided by Dutch cask per stadion

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[–] AngryCommieKender 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

294 lbs for other confused Americans, 133.4 Kg for everyone else that's not British.

[–] positiveWHAT 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Are you sure? 133 kilo is two of me...

[–] prayer 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

1 stone = 14 pounds ≈ 6 kilo

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That's why this is a news article, it's really quite impressive in terms of both weight gained and weight lost.

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[–] Meron35 33 points 1 year ago

Had no idea kidney stones were that big

[–] Zeon 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HerrBeter 28 points 1 year ago

I assume the texting was six weeks but the weight losing longer

[–] MeanEYE 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Only way someone can loose 130kg+ in 6 weeks if they get chopped in half.

[–] GladiusB 12 points 1 year ago

It says he texted him for six weeks. Not that is how fast he lost the weight. But at least that's how I read it.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How many pebbles in a stone, and stone in a boulder? It's a convenient measurement, I'm sure.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All I know is that a large boulder can be the size of a small boulder.

[–] Kase 9 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah 😎👉👉

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

1 stone is 14lbs, the uk still like to use imperial for measuring weight and height

[–] MeanEYE 9 points 1 year ago

UK seems to be using every measure available.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This brings me memories of fathate or whatever that fatfobic subreddit was called.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

r/fatpeoplehate

They were so toxic that the site got noticeably better within 24 hours of them being banned.

They all migrated to Voat. Later, people from r/The_Donald also tried to join voat, but the fat hate people were too toxic even for them!

Yeah, they were awful, awful people.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (15 children)

I too have been struggling with my weight for most of my life (the worst was 135 kilos at 189cm height, usually sitting around 95-100). I have been occasionally made fun of as a kid for it too, so I’m happy treating fat people like shit isn’t that acceptable any more.

However, I actually feel society has gone too far in accepting it, being overweight is very unhealthy and at a certain point even a burden on everyone around you and the healthcare system. It should not be normalized like this.

Fat people don’t deserve to be ostracized, but they sure as shit don’t need to hear that they are healthy and okay to remain as they are, because it’s a blatant and dangerous lie. For the vast majority of overweight people it is a symptom of their poor lifestyle and not an actual medical condition.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I personally don't struggle with my weight, but whether I do or not is enitrely irrelevant. Body shaming is a big problem, and such conversations need to be kept between a medical provider and the patient. Someone's weight should not be up for discussion on a public platform.

Also, I do think it is good for people to love and accept themselves, no matter what their weight. In fact, in most cases this is the first step toward resolving health problems and addictions, which is something I am experienced with. When I felt ashamed of my addiction, I was caught in a circle of guilt from which I would never have become sober. It wasn't until I learned to accept myself where I was at that made it possible for me to heal.

But I'm not applying my experience to everyone else. This may vary by individual, which is why it is paramount that these discussions happen on an individual basis between the patient and provider.

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[–] ShitOnABrick 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With peer pressure you can do anything!

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[–] Kjatten 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Who the fuck measures anythin in stones?

[–] DJKayDawg 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Jackhammer_Joe 9 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He lost a lot of weight and all it took was daily malicious bullying?! How inspirational.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's not necessarily malicious -- given general humour in this country, it's likely he wanted to lose weight and asked his friend to text him that daily as a form of motivation.

Edit: however, I'd like to point out that consensually being sent that by a friend is fundamentally different to having abuse thrown at you by a stranger on the internet for your body shape.

[–] xploit 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well it's UK so I'm guessing now the friend goes: "skinny fuck" every day?

[–] spittingimage 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Anyone else a bit suspicious of a skinny chef?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Nah, most good chefs are cigarette addicted and depressed, that keeps them skinny

[–] McSudds_ 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Most chefs I've known are addicted to a lot more than just cigarettes

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[–] Eheran 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So were those stones ugly? Or just too much for his furniture? Why is this so anti-stones?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He ate them, that's why he was so big. He lost (passed?) them and is now skinny

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Feedback is a gift when properly wrapped.

[–] AWittyUsername 8 points 1 year ago

21 stone in six weeks?

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