Someone please help, I really have to pee and I'm too drunk to remember where her grave is, someone give me directions before I piss meself
this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2023
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On one hand, it feels a little cheap.
On the other, a way we can all feel like we're "watering" Thatcher's grave several times daily is a nice morale boost.
I like how this covering the Mar implies that she changed her name to Garet, presumably after transitioning.
Then again, I don't like the part where that would associate trans people with one of history's greatest monsters..
Thatcher, Kissinger, who's next?
Don't forget Ronnie "Forever On The Wrong Side Of History" Reagan. Why do people always forget about Ronnie "Forever On The Wrong Side Of History" Reagan.
Is Nixon still alive?
Fortunately not.
He's already dead
Trump? Oh come on please?
Paul Manafort, Steve Bannon, Roger Stone, Erik Prince ... just my speculations.
Mitch?
The turtle, you mean?
Putin or Dick Cheney
Putin hasn't been looking very healthy at all lately, I hope it's him.
Bill Gates
There is a Spitting Image sketch about that.
MARGARET THATCHER THE CUM SNATCHER
Weird, that was my nickname in college.
Glorious not-news! 
If news are not new, are they olds?
Guess so! In which case this would qualify as a Golden Oldie 😁
Fortunately
I don't know anything about this woman. Was she really that bad? She was a leader in her party up until the year I was born.
Yes, famous mostly for her brutal and violent crackdown on labour union protests and for taking away milk from school children.
She's also responsible for bring Raegans trickle down economics to the UK and why we've been trapped in a neo Liberal hell hole ever since.
Even in her time she was wildly unpopular, until the Falklands War happened and gave her a massive spile in popularity ( even though it only happened in the first place because of her sweeping cuts to the military, including decommissioning our carriers. And we were lucky Argentina decided to attack early so we were able to put the carriers back into service pretty easily. If the had waited 6 months, there would have been nothing we could have done.)
By far my favourite article about her:
https://www.josharcher.uk/blog/why-margaret-thatcher-is-hated/
The wicked bitch is DEAD!
I've always wondered what she would be like if she was in porn instead of politics...
You have banished my boner to the shadow realm
lol 🤣
MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY
MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY
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"Openness is good if one happens to be a cake shop or a pair of legs, just not so much if you're a tiger cage or Margaret Thatcher's legs." - Ben Yahtzee Croshaw
It wouldn't be my proudest fap.
Isn't this a bit misogynistic? To say this about a villain because she's a woman? Or is there a relevant event I'm unaware of?
Well, yeah, maybe it's because she's a woman 😂. I was just kinda wondering what kinks she would be in, like BDSM, bondage, stuff like that, just... interesting to know if you could turn back time and watch a completely different timeline unfold right in front of you.
Honk
If necromancy was a real thing, she wouldn't. Too many people longing for her.
I, as an American, am completely confused...
Think Regan except a women and British.
Imagine if Ronald Reagan and Newt Gingrich had a daughter. And she grew up to be Prime Minister. But people on the moderate wing of the political spectrum insist that she's a nice lady, because she'll pour the tea for everyone, during the meeting where they're trying to defund all the healthcare, low-income housing, and education programs.
I will always remember you, Iron Lady…