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[–] [email protected] 149 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Excuse me, but if you see a butterfly there, there is something seriously wrong with you...

[–] rdri 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Well the butterfly is certainly there if you look closer.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nope, looked for like 15 minutes, can't see it 🤷.

[–] Mr_Fish 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry... I tried, I really did.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 20 points 1 year ago (6 children)

The butterfly is directly above the letter W.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

holy shit, I feel so stupid

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[–] BustinJiber 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What kind of mangled ass fucked up butterflies do you have flying around in your head?

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[–] sagrotan 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Would someone have the guts to hang this on a wall?

I would.

In the bedroom? Yes. A reminder to do something in bed besides sleeping and eventually a reminder of times when lust was a much stronger driving force in life.

In the office? Yes. There is nothing wrong or offensive in the picture; your mind is getting into the gutter by itself.

In the living room? Yes. Great conversation starter.

By the front door? Yes. Oh yes. The face on anyone knocking unsolicited when spoting that strategically placed painting.

Finally: where can I get a copy?

[–] Siegfried 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You get the copy, you print it and hang it, and i want to see a picture of your office/bedroom/livingroom/whatever as a proof

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A reminder to do something in bed besides sleeping and eventually a reminder of times when list was a much stronger driving force

Damn that sentence went downhill FAST

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[–] Caboose12000 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm so confused I just see a blob how does it look sexual??

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[–] TokenBoomer 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Late-night Skinimax on scrambled cable tv 📺

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Username checks out.

[–] lwuy9v5 35 points 1 year ago

Show me the butterfly, you god damn liar.

[–] jacktherippah 34 points 1 year ago

If u see a butterfly, u the one with the problem

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wheres that damn butterfly??

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 24 points 1 year ago

It's right above the letter W.

[–] LemmySoloHer 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This looks like a skill from Disco Elysium if it was a dating sim instead of a lynchian RPG.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I fucking love Disco Elysium.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The thing I’ve always wanted: a penis big enough to be sucked 🥲

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope you find the penis of your dreams

[–] slaacaa 6 points 1 year ago

I recommend to look around truck stop bathrooms, found some great ones there

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[–] 100_percent_a_bot 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's cropped porn, isn't it.

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[–] thorbot 19 points 1 year ago

A playdough woman sucking a playdough cock

[–] joystick 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see a butterfly sucking a cock.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I see intestines in the middle.

[–] sartalon 17 points 1 year ago

I see your mom.

[–] Koordinator_O 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see a warped version of the "I want you for us army" poster

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] pennomi 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I’m seeing a whole digestive system tbh.

[–] Agent641 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you liked that one, you'll love "double barrel".

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[–] hark 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] South_Sider 11 points 1 year ago

Someone is getting some brain 🤔

[–] Fedizen 11 points 1 year ago

this man is clearly deep in thought next his large slice of bacon.

[–] Selmafudd 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I see a lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone who is going to have a very sore neck soon.

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[–] Etterra 9 points 1 year ago

Like like an abstraction of human intestines.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where is this butterfly you speak of?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

A woman in the fetal position sucking her thumb.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Greggo 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think she's coughing.

[–] RGB3x3 6 points 1 year ago

Depends on how much practice she has.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I see a woman licking a soft serve ice cream.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I see an organic vacuum cleaner sucking fluid out of an organic pipe.

[–] Jubei_K_08 6 points 1 year ago

I see someone very hungry.

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