100_percent_a_bot

joined 9 months ago
[–] 100_percent_a_bot 12 points 4 months ago

From what I understand, our chancellor has long claimed that we would need to control the missiles ourselves, which would possibly make us a belligerent. According to these leaks this isn't the case. This will increase pressure on shipping them to Ukraine so Russia may have shot itself in the foot once again.

[–] 100_percent_a_bot -2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Nah bro let him cook

[–] 100_percent_a_bot 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bro is going to sit in a computer for half a year to prepare for the role

[–] 100_percent_a_bot -3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Just curious, would a 17 year old with an AK count as a child in this statistic?

[–] 100_percent_a_bot 18 points 4 months ago

Capitalism is when cryptobro scammer defrauds dozens of families and pays methlab oompa loompa in shitcoin

[–] 100_percent_a_bot 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] 100_percent_a_bot 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why are people upset about that, it's a good joke

[–] 100_percent_a_bot 15 points 4 months ago

Agreed, special education should be a lot better

[–] 100_percent_a_bot 12 points 4 months ago

Wir wollen es! Wir brauchen es! Meine Taaaaurusssss!

[–] 100_percent_a_bot 43 points 4 months ago (10 children)

People downvoting this thread because they're not getting that this is satire by the onion makes this post infinitely funnier. Well played OP

[–] 100_percent_a_bot 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

*Proceeds to order 30k spare parts for "warranty replacement" to build my own car over a span of 3 years *

[–] 100_percent_a_bot 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ich mag Züge

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