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[–] YoBuckStopsHere 160 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This is tipping culture out of control.

[–] obinice 124 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Tipping culture is tipping culture out of control.

You should see the insane way it's worshipped in the USA, all as an obviously thin front to avoid paying wages and giving workers rights. It's wild.

[–] EdibleFriend 45 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Worshiped? What country do you live in? The biggest argument I see for it is 'its absolutely bullshit but some jobs that's almost all they make'

I don't think I've ever, in my 41 years here, seen a single human being say it's an amazing system.

[–] bl4ckblooc 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You obviously haven’t been talking to servers that make $200 a night in cash tips they don’t pay taxes on. My fiancé works in marketing for a large winery, and some of the kids they would bring in to work the restaurant would be making tons of money from it. Those are the people who love it

[–] dangblingus 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You don't talk to enough servers that aren't 20 year old blonde chicks. And even then, there are slow nights where they bring home $50 in tips. It's a predatory system for all involved except the owner class.

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[–] Blaster_M 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're supposed to pay federal income tax on their tips in the USA. However, it being cash, most people take it as "under the table" wages.

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[–] soloner 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 119 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I should be legally allowed to smash those screens if they play ads while I'm pumping my gas.

You used to be able to mute them by pressing one of the side buttons but now that just cancels your transaction and stops the pump.

I don't need advertisements shoved in my face every second of every day.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Standing there pumping gas is one of the last vestiges of just stopping and being there.

Last time I discovered a machine’s ads couldn’t be muted, I stopped the pumps and I’ll never go back to that gas station.

The level of disrespect is mind boggling.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (5 children)

You guys have ads on your gas pumps?

Ok the US is really the preview of the dystopian future companies imagine.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

I don't drive much anymore, but when I did I would avoid gas stations with screens (aside from payment screens obviously). If I saw that an unfamiliar gas station had one, I'd get back in my car and get gas elsewhere even if it was a tad more expensive. Forced viewing of advertisements makes me violently angry, and I don't need the stress of trying to repress that anger

[–] Kase 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Alright I haven't been to a gas pump in a few months, but when did they start playing ads??? Shit is crazy. Maybe I just never noticed, come to think of it I've never been the one pumping the gas before

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[–] badbytes 85 points 1 year ago

This has to be from theonion

[–] JJROKCZ 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Please tell me this is photoshopped and these fuckers aren’t seriously asking for tips at self service stations…

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Hey, don't be so cruel. These machines are paid below minimum wage, and if you don't tip, they won't be able to pay their rent and student loans.

[–] Rolando 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

they won’t be able to pay their rent and student loans.

You mean their software subscriptions and cloud storage fees.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah haha definitely fake, these pumps don't have touch screens so this interface wouldn't work on them. Choices have to be aligned with the 4 buttons on the left and right. Second one from the top on the right side will mute the ads also.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, did you just say "mute the ads"? Damn, america really is in the terminal stages of late stage capitalism

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[–] Rolando 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Second one from the top on the right side will mute the ads also.

Not always.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (14 children)

Wait, you guys don't pump your own gas by default? Is this some American thing I'm too europoor to understand?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago

Most states do (illegal to pump your own in New Jersey), but the joke is more about tipping culture in this country.

[–] wunami 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This meme isn't implying that it's unusual to pump your own gas. It's implying that tipping culture in the US is progressing to the point of asking you to tip when you didn't receive a service performed by anyone since you did it yourself.

Self service is the default for most of the US. New Jersey and (I think) Oregon require full service gas stations though.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I think Oregon got rid of that law last year... New Jersey still has it though

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Today I had lunch at a restaraunt, I was given the option to tip so I did, expecting to get service. I got the fast food treatment, they threw a tray on the counter that I had to pickup and when I went to leave they made me bus my own table...

I've got family that used to rely on tips so I've always been a generous tipper. The recent tip culture has completely changed me though and now these expected tips just piss me off.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

Drink a verification can of Mountain Dew to continue pumping gas.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So since you're the one providing the labour in the transaction, this means you're getting a tip FROM the gas station, right? R... Right?

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[–] Etterra 39 points 1 year ago

It's because the POS (point of sale) software isn't customized for the application correctly. Either through laziness, ignorance, indifference, or a level of greed that only insane troll logic could make sense of

[–] systemguy_64 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure, I'll leave a -20% tip!

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not only do you pump your own gas you also are the one to pay at the pump and deal with any issues that come up.

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[–] firewyre 26 points 1 year ago

This is why we have arson

[–] hahattpro 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It seem to be best practice, and predatory best practice.

Some people fear of being jugded if they don't follow the mass. And the tip screen make them question themselves like "everybody else tip, what will they think if I don't ?" "What if someone watch over my shoulder and feel disgusting if I don't tip ?"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

And those people we call "suckers"

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[–] ghostdoggtv 19 points 1 year ago

Actually, I'm gonna need a refund

[–] SpaceNoodle 18 points 1 year ago

This is clearly fake. Tip screens all now start at 20 or 25% .

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You pump gas good! TIP YOSELF

[–] GrammatonCleric 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Goddamn 2023. The tip screen embarrasses me at work, where I make a normal hourly wage.

"Just hit the skip button bro"

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[–] MrJameGumb 17 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Where I live we had one gas station with full service when I was a kid, and it cost like a third more than any other gas station in the area so almost no one went there and it eventually went to self serve pumps like every other station. Aside from the one time I went there I have always pumped my own gas, and I'd feel weird if someone else did it for me lol

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

If only I could give a negative tip.

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