That's not a very efficient way to clean a hammer
TrenchcoatFullofBats
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Clearly Todd Hernández has been watching a group of children at a slumber party, and the first thing he says when they wake is "Oh good, you're despierto," followed by the words above.
Make it a toggle switch under a cool red cover and I'm in
I heard that he wanted to get Officer Thomson and his lamp on the case, but the request form was incomplete.
If the book is titled "Imagine What America Would Look Like if a Single Shitbag Convinced Republicans to Vote Against Every Tax Increase for Thirty Years", then yes, yes he is.
Hiphopopotamus knows what's up
Does "mane charring" via "excessive friction" on Fluttershy count? Asking for a friend.
"Fine" being (arguably) marginally better than attempting to decipher a scrambled cable channel that could be either the softcore channel or a travel documentary - either way, you're looking at something that rhymes with "complicating crank".
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“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
“That’s the display department.”
“With a flashlight.”
“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
“So had the stairs.”
“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard."