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[–] [email protected] 116 points 11 months ago (4 children)

What can we learn from this?

Knives have the most dominant qualities and butter has the least dominant qualities out of these three objects

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

nah knives taste way better

though i guess we are together against flies, so that's good

[–] TheHotze 8 points 11 months ago

But butter is the most likely to show up in the name.

[–] comiconomenclaturist 5 points 11 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 73 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Can someone explain the kunai intersection to me?

[–] dual_sport_dork 97 points 11 months ago (3 children)

A throwing ("flying") knife.

[–] [email protected] 106 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[–] duckington 81 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“Pretty fly for a kunai”

[–] RojoSanIchiban 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ichi ni san yon go go roku

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

1234556?

(一ニ三四五五六)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (5 children)

The original song goes
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis

It's stupid on purpose and makes sense if you listen to the lyrics

[–] Viking_Hippie 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Stupid on purpose? That's my favorite kind of stupid! ❤️‍🔥

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I'm 40% stupid.

Clank, clank.

[–] RojoSanIchiban 5 points 11 months ago

Yep, dumbass dorky (often tenuous) references is what I'm all about. Especially when it's Star Trek.

Plus it's a bit of a reference back to my username too.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A helicopter would work and be much funnier.

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[–] samus12345 6 points 11 months ago

Yeah, it falls apart with that one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I thought it was the kun sound kn in knife would make on its own and the ai sound the y in fly makes.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Pretty weak. All the others are great though

[–] creditCrazy 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As a TF2 fan I didn't know you threw those

[–] uis 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Probably ypu should teleport less bread

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm not sure either, but when you google "fly knife" the kunai is the top result but the wiki page doesn't mention t at all, maybe because it's stereotypically a throwing (flying) knife?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I came to find the same thing. How does a butcher knife and a fly become a kunai?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Chef's knives and butcher knives are used interchangeably in my variant of the English language.

I would need to see an infographic on what differentiates them

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Based on that infographic, yes, I mean a chefs knife, and I have never owned or held a butchers knife in my life.

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[–] A7thStone 5 points 11 months ago

Butcher's knives tend to have a wider blade than chef's knives. They have kind of converged in the states, but classically that is the difference.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Username checks out.

[–] uis 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Intruder alert, Red Spy in in the base!

[–] mlg 3 points 11 months ago

A Red Spy is in the Base?!

[–] dual_sport_dork 24 points 11 months ago (11 children)

I am upvoting this because it is very relevant to my interests, and strangely timely.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Butter + fly + knife = balisong

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Aka butterfly knife

[–] uis 3 points 11 months ago

I balisang, balisong and will balisong

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This should be used to teach venn diagrams

[–] Chunk 4 points 11 months ago

People will still be confused. They'll "understand" but be unable to generalize

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