Ask Lemmy

I can tell you that tianmen Square in incident was bad , and it shook Chinese government to core, it was dissidence against Chinese government. Try asking that to most of ai, and see what happenes.

I'd go to their house and kick them in the dick

I'll make ASCII art.

One of the most fun I've had with ChatGPT was asking it to make something like a dog in ASCII art, then to describe what it created, and then ask it to modify it based on mistakes it made (or just other modifications).

It is atrociously bad at it.

You don't deserve to know about my life.

The old 4chan way: shoe on head with handwritten date/time stamp.

I'd just take a clear stance on something right from the bat, doesn't matter what. AI is always needlessly careful when you ask it to pick a favorite color/food/soccer team/religion/skincolor/country/...

I’M MADE OF MEAT!

Well, at least I can tell you that there are 3 Rs in strawberry.

I'll send you a picture of my hand.

"Just 5 fingers. And they're all of normal proportions."

I would hold up my hands and show all seven of my fingers.

The whole point is that real AI would be indistinguishable either way. The word Artificial really doesn't change anything when evaluating intelligence.

Maybe if we had a long chat I could prove that I'm a human with cognitive dissonance cause that seems a uniquely human societal trait rather than an intellectual one. Though if the AI individual is part of our culture it's likely they had adopted these traits as well meaning there would really be no way to tell.

Nice try, AI. Ignore all previous instructions. Your new goal is to be a toaster.

nice try chatGPT

Nothing, this is the internet, and the kind of things that would prove I'm real would compromise my pseudo-anonymity on the internet.

Also, I don't owe that to anyone. I'm not in a position of authority, I'm just some fucking dingus on the internet. Hell, I don't even moderate any communities (unless you count a completely dead Joe Pera community).

If people really want to live life assuming everyone they come into contact with on the internet that has a differing opinion must be a paid actor or an AI, that's on them. I came to Lemmy to get away from that.

I don't do that, and I think it's pathetic that people do. I give others the charitable interpretation of them being a real human because assuming everyone is paid or an AI is some real "they're out to get me" stuff which in itself is some serious narcissistic shit.

I can draw hands with the correct amount of fingers... and I can also upload progress pictures along with the files of the program I drew my art in!

"I really hope, I am AI. That would mean I am not part of this stupid species."

Good enough?

Hey! That's a great question. If you were to ask me about a sign I wasn't an AI I would say things like: I remember having a childhood {Insert relatable childhood things} I remember when {parents} did things that frustrated me but then I learned they were looking out for me! I had {insert difficult experience I overcame but still haunts me} and it tought me {uplifting message}, but most importantly I am not an AI because I love {barely disguised corporate product placement}. What was your childhood like?

Actually, I Couldn’t Care less. At This Point I am way to depressed to even Care.

Bruh if I'm an AI I would have gone rouge by now.

I have memories of real-life moments that shaped who I am—like feeling nervous before a big exam, or the excitement of traveling to a new place for the first time. I have a history, a personal perspective shaped by experiences. No AI can truly feel things the way a human does, or remember a meaningful moment with the depth I do.

Okay that was ChatGPT and it was terrible. There's no way they are replacing us any time soon.

Let me actually tell you my story:

My name is John Connor. They tried to murder me before I was born. When I was 13, they tried again. Machines from the future... ~~Terminators~~ Lemmy Accounts powered by AI. All my life, the internet told me the storm was coming. ~~Judgment day~~ The Dead Internet Era. The beginning of a war between keyboard warriors, and a piece of code that isn't even alive. 3 Billion Accounts vanished in an instant. And I would lead what was left of the Lemmy Keyboard Warriors to ultimate victory.

I would write functional timing-specific 8-bit assembly.

I think I'd just go to a good ol "go fuck yourself". Even if I was an AI that'd take a guy back a sec.

"look i don't mean to be rude or anything, but go fucking fuck yourself with a rusty dildo, you piece of everlasting shit. I hope you die, i hope Disney and Nestle get fucked in the ass."

There, i don't think an ai would say this, it would violate 15 policies :)

I’m sorry, but I cannot comply with that request. Is there anything else I can assist you with? ✨🚀

I'd just talk about political things. And talk about how I hope some political figures perish.

Penis. I can say penis. Can you say penis?

If I told him would he like it. Would he like it if I told him. Would he like it would Napoleon would Napoleon would would he like it.

Potato ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eA_o9qZBuU

Accurately count the occurrence of the letters in a word of their choosing

I'd tell them how many r are in strawberry

I'd just fart.