oyfrog

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[–] oyfrog 2 points 1 week ago

I'm genuinely curious what that means. What does it mean to "be manly"? Is it bad to not "be manly"? Along a similar vein, what is the opposite of "being manly"? Who defined the qualities that make a person "manly" (and what authority do they have on the subject)?

[–] oyfrog 8 points 1 week ago

When you both shit hard enough together at the same time and wonder to yourselves "was that splashback mine...?"

[–] oyfrog 1 points 1 week ago

If Boston is the armpit of the Commonwealth, Worcester is the butthole.

[–] oyfrog 14 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

When BBT came out a lot of people said I'd enjoy it, because "haha nerdy science humor haha". I watched an episode and genuinely hated it—just more unfunny, one dimensional, Chuck Lorre dog shit.

I think I've been in the presence of maybe two or three other episodes since. They were also unfunny dog shit.

BBT, Friends, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother. I don't understand what people like about these shows. To each their own, I suppose.

[–] oyfrog 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You forgot to mention that the movie you're watching is "The Land Before Time"

[–] oyfrog 1 points 2 weeks ago

Quench your thirst with sausage infused water by throwing a respectable number of Vienna sausages in one of those infuser bottles.

[–] oyfrog 18 points 3 weeks ago

Wtf did I just read?

[–] oyfrog 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh I know this game. I've always thought it would be funny to use raw onions in the place of apples in caramel apples and pass them out on Halloween.

[–] oyfrog 20 points 1 month ago

I'm going to qualify this—all vertebrate eyes have a blind spot. Cephalopods also have eyes that are like vertebrates (this type of eye is called 'camera eyes'), but their eye anatomy is such that no blind spot exists for them.

Piggybacking on your fact about the brain effectively editing what we visually perceive, we don't see our nose (unless you made a concerted effort to look at it) because the brain ignores it.

[–] oyfrog 2 points 1 month ago

Objects of known and standardized size! I used dimes and quarters for my projects filming animals running around.

[–] oyfrog 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A crow eating chicken and a human eating beef are actually really good parallels. Crows and chicken are 91 million years diverged while cows and humans 94 million years diverged.

[–] oyfrog 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I grew up in the 90s and went to public school, so I didn't have this experience. What I did experience was using the shittiest scissors in the classroom, and having to share it with 3 other kids because there was exactly one left handed pair.

Also lots of criticism about my handwriting.

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