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IBM under fire as return-to-office order suspected of replacing human staff with AI (www.techradar.com)

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[–] Lost_My_Mind 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (9 children)

How does that work?

"JOHNSON! NO MORE WORK FROM HOME!!"

"Ok boss, I'm here. Is my old desk still here?"

"No, we replaced you with a robot. The AI messed up. It said no more work from home. It should have said no more work. You're fired. We have free artificial labor now. And no one is going to fight a civil war over slave ROBOTS!!!"

off in the distance "You wanna bet on that? Judgement day! Hasta La Vista....Baby!"

terminator shoots the CEO dead, and turns to Johnson

"Your clothes....give them to me."

"But you're already wearing jeans and a leather jacket...."

"I know.....I want to see Johnson's Johnson."

".......what?"

"I NEED DICK!!! I'M A SEX DOLL CYBERNET MODEL 101!!!"

"........I think I downloaded the wrong movie....."

"PUT IT INSIDE ME! DO IT! DO IT NOW!"

nervous johnson noises

Edit: dammit.....I'm a mod here. I probably shouldn't be posting joke comments as a mod.....fuck it I'm leaving it, unless someone is offended.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

This is peak

[–] billwashere 2 points 3 days ago

Offended? Fuck no this was hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

I came. 👍

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I am so offended, I had to read it thrice. Never mind that I laughed each time. Now... there was talk of a model 101...

[–] MrMcGasion 1 points 3 days ago

There are a lot of mods here, and I don't think most of us ever volunteered, we were just early to the party. And considering the community is called "Fuck AI" you're probably fine posting mildly offensive joke comments.

[–] werefreeatlast 2 points 4 days ago

Your shorts, your shirt, give them to me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

wow

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

that clip had so many movies donating to its DNA that it's gonna have its own Mamma Mia moment in 20 years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I'm offended by the cliffhanger, the sudden interruption of that whole stream of consciousness

[–] FlyingSquid 15 points 5 days ago

IBM hopes for 5% revenue growth in 2025.

Did you get that projection from one of your AI financial analysts?